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Only 1000 Met Police Have Criminal Records

LONDON - England - Serious questions should be asked at the judicial courts as to why only 1000 police officers have criminal records.

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In a serious breach of Britain’s judicial system, data revealed today shows that only 1000 police officers in the Metropolitan police force have criminal records.

“We need to ask how the rest of them are getting away with it? It’s a criminal act in itself that these police men and women have not been prosecuted to the full extent of the law,” Arnold DeLittle, a barrister at the High Court told the Times.

Forces across England and Wales employ policemen and women with convictions including burglary, causing death by careless driving, armed robbery, supplying drugs, domestic violence, rape, murder, aggravated assault, bribery, blackmail, forgery and perverting the course of justice.

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