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Palestine: "Would the Nazis Have Given the Jews Statehood in Europe?"

NEW YORK - USA - The UN has conceded that Israel will never give the Palestinians a legitimate statehood, because that would bring them up to a level of humanity that is not allowed under the Jewish state of Israel.

Speaking from the UN in New York, Israeli PM, Binyamin Netanyahu said: “Why does the world shed crocodile’s tears over the richly merited fate of a small Palestinian minority? … I ask Obama, I ask the Jewish people: Are you prepared to receive in your midst these well-poisoners of the Israeli people and the universal spirit of Zionism? We would willingly give everyone of them a free steamer-ticket and a thousand-shekel note for travelling expenses, if we could get rid of them.”

The Israeli premier was met with rapturous applause from the assembled Israeli contingent.

“Israel will regard the Palestinian question as solved only after the very last Palestinian has left the greater Israeli living space…  Zion will have its Palestinian question solved only after the very last Arab has left our lands.”

Mr Netanyahu then said: “For us, this is not a problem you can turn a blind eye to-one to be solved by small concessions.  For us, it is a problem of whether our nation can ever recover its health, whether the Palestinian spirit can ever really be eradicated.  Don’t be misled into thinking you can fight a disease without killing the carrier, without destroying the bacillus.  Don’t think you can fight racial tuberculosis without taking care to rid the nation of the carrier of that racial tuberculosis.  This Palestinian contamination will not subside, this poisoning of the nation will not end, until the carrier himself, the Palestinian Arab, has been banished from our midst.” (Applause)

The Palestinian contingent, who were watching the Israeli officials hold their fists in the air defiantly, cowered in the corner of the United Nations conference hall.

“We will never let the Untermenschen get over the wall to Israel. As you can see we have built a big concrete wall to keep the animals out of Israel. What do you gentiles suggest, that we demolish the 70 foot concrete walls and acknowledge the existence of non-humans?” Mr Netenyahu shouted before leaving the conference hall.

It seems that the bullied has now turned into the bullier.

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3 COMMENTS

  1. The mainstream media is completely biased towards Israel probably because they own it all so its refreshing to see a different point of view for a change especially one as hard hitting as this one. If only the United Nations would listen to the Squib the world would be a better place.

  2. Yes, no one escapes from the Squibby microscope! I await a good report about Saudi women being given the vote, but then having to walk to the polling station because they are not allowed to drive.

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