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Obama Loses $4 Trillion On Golf Game Bet

MARTHA'S VINEYARD - USA - President Barack Obama bet $4 trillion worth of U.S. social security payments on a round of golf and lost, reports claim.

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Millions of Americans will be without social security payments next year because Barack Obama bet their money on a golf game he was playing with his pals whilst on holiday.

Speaking from his luxury $50,000 per week holiday rental mansion in Martha’s Vineyard, the president seemed strangely unapologetic about the major loss: “Today I lost $4 trillion of your money. Never mind folks, notch it up with the $6 trillion I lost last week and the week before that too. I’ll be asking Congress when I get back to Capitol Hill in late September to up the debt ceiling again.”

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  1. I'm calling for him to be impeached ASAP. Misuse of government funds come to mind. Get lost Obamo your time is up. jail time for you now.

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