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Sarah Palin to Run for Bulgarian Presidency

ALASKA - USA - Sarah Palin says she may run for president of Bulgaria in 2012 and she thinks she could win.

When asked if she could defeat Barack Obama in a presidential run she said she believes she could. Sarah Palin is even thinking of flying into Bulgaria’s capital city, Sofia, to prove her point.

“I’m going to beat Barack at being president by going to Bulgaria and being president right there. I think it’s somewhere between Russia and North Korea, or is that South Korea? Anyway, just watch me beat Obama folks. I’m going to one up him for sure. Vote Team Grizzly for 2012!” Mrs Palin yelped during a photoshoot in her hometown of Wasilla.

One of her election campaigners, Ed Masters, told CBS news of how she has improved since the early days: “She’s gotten a lot better since those intensive geography lessons we put her through. Definitely, she’s going to give Obama a run for his money this time.”

The former vice-presidential candidate and governor of Alaska says she hasn’t made a formal decision yet if she’ll run in 2012 but it’s plain obvious to everyone that she’s going to.

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4 COMMENTS

  1. Bloody idiots here. Bulgaria is next door to Turkey, next door to Greece and is part of Europe, you know where Europe is, it is the other side of the pond as you lot call it, The Atlantic ocean. You lot should look at the map of the world and learn where other countries you talk about are. France well Bulgaria is south by east of that country, don’t tell me you don’t where in the world France is either…… Boliva and Brasil, my god where did you lot go to school…..

  2. Maybe sara with an H, wants to change her name, tired of being so popular! Sofia sounds not very yankee. I hope she can win her election in EU, now that final collpse is so klear.
    She may rather watch decline and fall of USA from abroad…

  3. Hurry up Sarah! The next presidential election in Bulgaria are scheduled in the fall of 2011 so when elected you will be disqualified for the US presidency in 2012. Maybe your Bulgarian will be better than your English by that time and you will find out that Bulgaria is between Bolivia and Brazil. And do not ask me what language we speak in BG and you be astonished to find out that we speak Bulgarian, similar to the Eskimo dialect in Alaska. Well, let me be your Bulgarian language teacher in the meantime, no fees though I am on the dole.

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