Times Disappears From Internet

LONDON - England - The famous Times newspaper, owned by Rupert Murdoch's News International Corp. has been erased from the internet.

“One minute it was there, next minute it was gone. I was surfing the internet and usually go to the Times on my rounds, well I clicked on the link and there was nothing there anymore,” a baffled internet user recalled on Thursday.

All over the internet there is much bemusement over the sudden disappearance of the Rupert Murdoch owned newspaper.

“Let’s hope the Sun disappears as well,” another internet news fan said.

Apparently no one has yet had the guts to tell the old reptile, Murdoch, that his paper has vanished from the web and all the employees in News International were keeping quiet about the disappearance.