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HomeWorldExperts: Unleash the Evil Clowns Explained in Full

Experts: Unleash the Evil Clowns Explained in Full

LONDON - England - The Chatham Institute of Enlightenment and Education has released a brief dossier outlining its thoughts on the sudden appearance of clowns around the streets worldwide.

 

 

“The clown is the symbolism of the rustic fool, the peasant fool, the fossor, and ultimately the pagliaccio of clumsy doddering foolery.

“The recent sightings of ‘evil’ creepy clowns across the globe is a symbol of nihilism, existentialism, and the transitional process from which the new age is being ushered in.

“A great Mason once foretold of unleashing the Nihilists and the atheists, and provoking a formidable social cataclysm which in all its horror will show clearly to the nations the effect of absolute atheism, origin of savagery and of the most bloody turmoil. Then everywhere, the citizens, obliged to defend themselves against the world minority of revolutionaries, will exterminate those destroyers of civilization, and the multitude, disillusioned with Christianity, whose deistic spirits will from that moment be without compass or direction, anxious for an ideal, but without knowing where to render its adoration, will receive the true light through the universal manifestation of the pure doctrine of Lucifer, brought finally out in the public view.

“We are now on the cusp of this episode, this era, this epoch which will manifest in total warfare. To change things fast, there has to be war and destruction, to obliterate the obsolete ways of the past and bring forth the new age.

“The religions are now being pitted against each other, as are the opposing political doctrines more so than at any time in human history. This will culminate in the desecration of all factions to bring forth a New World Order.

“A singular global religion, a singular banking system, a singular global state.

“Robotics and artificial intelligence will be the servant of the elite, and not the flawed worker as was in the past. Workers are not necessary for the future, as the post-consumerist age will be all encompassing.

“To achieve this goal, the global population will be reduced by 90%, and war accompanied with its pestilence shall achieve this targeted projection. From whence the population of the earth shall be heavily controlled at sustainable levels.

“The Stones in Georgia, the little messages received, posted symbolism, the twin towers falling are all connected to the clowns walking the streets today.

“There is but one singular choice the survivors will have. Embrace the New World Order or die. There will be no second chances, or remorse, or moral position to take, or mercy to give.”

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