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New China Directive: All Americans to Get Anal Swabs
SAN FRANCISCO - USA - Chinese President Xi Jinping has ordered his subordinate, Joe Biden to force all American citizens to get anal swabs.
Xi Jinping Congratulates Trump on Contracting Chinese Virus
BEIJING - China - President Xi Jinping has congratulated Donald Trump on contracting the deadly Chinese Virus.
Xi Jinping Congratulates Chinese Virus on Job Well Done
BEIJING - China - President Xi Jinping has addressed the CCP to congratulate them for the COVID-19 Chinese Virus working on the rest of the world.
Chinese Virus Did Not Come From China Says Furious Chinese Leader
WUHAN - China - Chinese president, Xi Jinping has furiously denied the Chinese Virus came from China.
Xi Jinping: “Everything is Okay in China”
BEIJING - China - President XI Jinping has assured the world during a press conference that everything is okay in the coronavirus hit nation and there is nothing to worry about.
