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Chinese Military Scientists and Why China is Free From Covid During...

WUHAN - China - Chinese military scientists, Professor Shi Zhengli and biowarfare officer in the PLA, Cao Wuchun, were responsible for the Covid global pandemic, sources reveal.

COVID: Humans Never Learn

NEW DELHI - India - Despite the current rabid global spread of Covid, humans are in denial and expect life to return to normal.

Chinese Virus Pandemic: A Prayer For India…

NEW DELHI - India - Covid-19, the Chinese Virus is spreading fast across the country devastating people's lives and India's health system.

Millions Britons Queue to Get Infected by Coronavirus

LONDON - England - As the pubs and shops open, people are now queueing to get infected and spread the virus further.

Woman Caught Covid From Farting Man

LONDON - England - A woman has revealed that she was infected by Covid after a man farted in her presence in a supermarket.

The Coronavirus is Feeding Very Well Right Now Thanks to End...

NOTTINGHAM - England - Now is the time for the coronavirus to continue its feeding frenzy as the population ends lockdown.

Globe Must Prepare Now For Next Pandemic

LONDON - England - Global governments must prepare right now for the next deadly zoonotic pandemic which will emerge very soon.

Younger People Succumbing to COVID-19 Brazilian, South African Strains

LONDON - England - As schools and other areas open up, new strains of the COVID-19 virus will increase their hold on the population exponentially.

End of Lockdown is the Refuelling Time For Virus

LONDON - England - The end of lockdown is a crucially necessary time for the virus to refuel and infect more people once again.

Prepare For Fourth Wave: Open Schools in March

LONDON - England - Opening schools in March, we must prepare for a fourth wave of new deadlier covid strains to spread further into population centres.

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