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Prince Harry Reveals New Baby’s Clothes Ready and Waiting

WINDSOR - England - Da Royalez babee bin borned un-Royale foolz! Prince Harry b showin off da blingtastic Kardashian Fiddy pimpin Nu Royale muffugin babee rags n shiet! Innit!

Prince William Wants Prince Harry, Meghan Markle ‘one way trip to...

WINDSOR - England - According to reports from the royal palace, Prince William is planning for Harry and Meghan to have a one way trip to Mars, with the help of SpaceX.

No Name Yet For Harry and Meghan Markle Baby Girl

WINDSOR - England - The Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle has given birth to a baby girl. Prince Harry and Meghan have requested total privacy with the new baby.

Royal Palace: Meghan and Harry Baby Could Be Called Leroy or...

WINDSOR - England - In anticipation of the royal birthing of Meghan and Harry's baby, royal courtiers have revealed some of the names the young couple are proposing.

Classy Duchess Meghan Visits Graveyard in Grimsby

GRIMSBY - England - The celebrity couple Meghan and Harry were today visiting a graveyard and youth centre in the delightful northern town.

Miserable Prince Harry Now Shadow of Former Self

WINDSOR - England - Prince Harry since marrying calculating Meghan Markle is now a miserable former shadow of self.

Samantha Markle Hires Voodoo Priestess For Meghan

PORT AU PRINCE - Haiti - The estranged half-sister of Meghan, Samantha Markle has travelled to the country to gain the assistance of a Voodoo priestess.

Starving Child Outside Meghan £500,000 Baby Shower Was Thrown Scraps

NEW YORK - USA - Meghan Markle's £500,000 three day baby shower was an eventful celebration, and even included a starving homeless child.

Thomas Markle Creates Banana Pizza to Commemorate Meghan Birth

ROSARITO BEACH - Mexico - Meghan Markle's estranged dad, Thomas Markle has come up with an amazing banana pizza to get back into her royal favour.

Meghan Could Give Birth to Bunch of Bananas Says Doctor

LONDON - England - Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, has been given some delightful news about her maternity, doctors have revealed at St Mary's Hospital.

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