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EU Running Out of Things to Regulate

BRUSSELS - Belgium - The EU is running out of things to regulate with its regulations directives, an unelected Eurocrat has revealed.

Desperate Theresa May Doing the Brussels Rounds Again

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Once again, Theresa May has gone to the EU to beg desperately with her masters for a reprieve to her Irish backstop mess.

Lord Haw Haw Phillip Hammond to be Honoured by Brussels Unelected...

LONDON - England - Every step of the way, Chancellor Philip Hammond has tried to sabotage the Brexit process. For his duty to the EU, Brussels Eurocrats seek to honour his staunch work.

Trump Would Have Sealed Brexit Deal in One Hour

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Donald J. Trump would seal a deal for Brexit in one hour, compared to the lacklustre British PM who has wasted over two years to get nothing.

Up Yours Juncker/Delors No! No! No!

LONDON - England - October 30 1990, was a day in which former PM Margaret Thatcher gave a very pertinent speech which still echoes today.

Juncker: “I Want to Make Britain Suffer Terribly”

BRUSSELS - Belgium - It's just another day in the EU for Jean Claude Juncker.

Democracy the EU Way

CATALONIA - The Catalan democratically held referendum got off to a great start the other day, when EU stormtroopers stopped voters getting to the polling stations by beating them with truncheons.

Anti-British Eurocrat Guy Verhofstadt Obsessed by Peas

BRUSSELS - Belgium - EU Brexit negotiator and agitator, Guy Verhofstadt, has proclaimed his love for peas.

Why Being Anti-EU Does Not Mean You Are Anti-Europe

LONDON - England - The undemocratic EU is a totally separate body to Europe and its people.

Jean Claude Juncker State of the Union Address to EU Parliament

STRASBOURG - France - The president of the European Commission, Jean Claude Juncker, used his State of the Union address to the European Parliament to express his anger at the UK's departure from the EU.

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