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TSA Plans Screening Americans in their Homes

MILWAUKEE - USA - Think you could avoid the TSA's body scanners and pat-downs by not flying, taking the train or bus, then you're wrong. The TSA wants to come to your home to complete searches on U.S. citizens even if you do not use any public transport.

American Shooting Season Begins Early This Year

PHOENIX - Arizona - The start of the shooting season in America gets earlier and earlier each year victims of mass shootings have complained to media outlets.

Obama’s Job is Done

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Critics of Barack Hussein Obama say that he has created more discord, polarity, bankruptcy and hopelessness. They are right. That was his job in the first place.

Virginia Tech Graduate Doesn't Go on Shooting Spree

VIRGINIA - USA - Americans were in shock today after it was revealed a Virginia Tech graduate did not commit a mass shooting atrocity.

Shooting Season Begins Early in America

PITTSBURGH - USA - This years shooting season got off to a cracking start as Americans braced themselves for a bumper session in 2009.

Barack Obama – Taking Away America's Guns

MONTANA - USA - Obama says: "There is no more need for an American to own a gun and internal arms policy will change to that effect soon enough."

Labour Government to Ban Guns in UK

LONDON - England - Home Secretary Jacqui Smith today announced a new law to ban dangerous handguns and machine guns in the UK.

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