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Hague Challenges Putin to Judo Match

LONDON - England - Vladimir Putin has been challenged to a judo match by William Hague.

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Foreign Secretary William Hague has warned Russian overlord, Vladimir Putin that he’s got some serious Judo skills and is not afraid to use them.

“I warned him yesterday that if Russian troops enter Ukraine, then I’m going to be really, really angry. Well, what does he do? Russian troops are now taking over the Ukraine, and now I’m so angry I’ve even got my little Judo suit on. I am warning you Putin, I’m warning you, don’t do it!” the Foreign Secretary said from his Dojo.

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