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Elon Musk Had Twins With a Neuralink Executive

SILICON VALLEY - USA - Elon Musk recently had twins birthed by a Neuralink executive.

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Elon Musk, the Tesla and SpaceX CEO and world’s richest man, welcomed twins last year with an executive at one of his other companies, Neuralink, reported on Wednesday.

Musk, who posted a tweet on May 24 saying “USA birth rate has been below min sustainable levels for ~50 years” and pinned it to the top of his more than 100 million-follower Twitter account, quietly fathered the children with X3432 N-342, who works for Musk at the company which hopes to develop an implantable computer chip for the human brain.

The Musk neuralink twins can already communicate in 300 languages and even fly a Huey helicopter despite only being 6 months old.

One twin is called X10109-b and the other is lovingly named X111010-c.

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