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God Does Not Believe in Richard Dawkins

GENEVA - Switzerland - According to scientists working at the CERN institute, God does not believe in popular scientist and atheist, Richard Dawkins.

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“God has informed us that he doesn’t believe in Richard Dawkins, and he actually doesn’t like him much either,” Rupert Spendleswick, curator for the scientific research centre at CERN told the New Scientist magazine yesterday after having isolated the much vaunted ‘God Particle’.

The Higgs Boson apparently manifested in the Large Hadron Collider yesterday evening at 3.52 pm CET.

“There was this big bang, then a puff of yellow smoke. We then smelled some burning. At first we thought we’d burned out another circuit but when we looked at the screen we saw the incredible words: “DAWKINS IS A DICK. LOVE GOD”

Richard Dawkins, who was at a book signing session in London said: “I’ve heard that God doesn’t like me much. Well, you can tell him that I’ve just written another book saying he doesn’t exist. What the f*ck are my publishers going to say? As far as I’m concerned God’s dead to me and my bloody accountants.”

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8 COMMENTS

  1. The bible says that 'God is love'. And Richard Dawkins says that 'God (or love) doesn't exist'. Maybe he is right. The only way to prove that love exists is to prove it, through actions, not words.

  2. Richard Dawkins is God……!!! ROFLMAO…….

    Magic man-in-the-sky……??? Grow up…..!!!

  3. The last time I saw an ape at the zoo, it was flinging sh!t at people, kind of what richard dawkins enjoys doing.

  4. RICHARD DAWKINS IS A LIAR AND SPREADER OF HATE. HE SAYS THAT THE EARTH IS OLDER THEN 6000 YEARS OLD AND THAT HUMANS ENVOLVED FROM APES?!?!?!

    IF HE TOOK THE TIME TO READ THE BIBLE HE WOULD NOW THAT THE THIER WERE DINOSORES ON THE EARTH AT THE TIME OF JESUS!!!!

  5. When Jesus comes back in the Rapture Dawkins better be ready to be burnt to a crisp because of his unbelieving ways.

    Its still not to late to embrace God Dawkins. Repent for your sins and ye shall be saved!!!!!

    John 6:29 Jesus answered, "The work of God is this: to believe in the one he has sent."

  6. You can say what you like about Richard Dawkins,

    …but when God was handing out brains he was at the front of the queue.

  7. Wait til he’s on his deathbed then we will see if he will continue saying God doesn’t exist. Sadly, he probably will.

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