The ultimate Christmas present for little Johnny to play with in the garden just presented itself to the world — a flamethrower robot dog.
Man’s best friend
The company Throwflame will present for sale in Q3 2023, the Thermonator, a cheap Chinese knock-off of Boston Dynamics’ Spot doggy, with a motherfucking flamethrower on top of it.
You simply cannot get anything better than this as a Christmas prezzy.
But hey, let’s be responsible with its use eh, you can’t just barbecue your neighbour’s testicles simply because he is a vindictive psychotic arsehole, please show some restraint when playing with this toy.
— Throwflame (@throwflame) June 2, 2023