Beyonce: “I Did Have Musical Relations With That President”

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Pop singer Beyonce has announced she is writing a song about president Barack Obama.

The curvy songstress Beyonce is penning a new song about her favourite president.

“I had just left the White House one morning while Michelle was still in Hawaii, when I had to put pen to paper. It’s called the Obama Song. Yeah, I know not very imaginative but I’m not exactly a rocket scientist am I?”

On hearing of the musical affair, president Obama said: “I did not have musical relations with that woman.”

Meanwhile, a stink has come over the White House, maybe Michelle is smelling some rotten chitlins, who can blame the president for wanting an upgrade?