Justin Bieber Has Successful Sex Change in China

BEIJING - China - Pop starlet, Justin Bieber has had a successful sex change in the Chinese capital, his agent, Marcus Walstock, has revealed.

By Herman Aphro

July 3, 2011

Justin Bieber political satire — Justin Bieber

Millions of Bieber fans worldwide waited in anticipation for the news of their pop hero/heroine’s sex change.

The pop star was operated on at the exclusive Chinese Institute of Medical Science, where surgeons conducted the crucial operation on Bieber, working for fifteen minutes straight.

“Oh my god, I mean, like, oh my god. Oh, oh, oh my god! I mean, like, like, oh my god! Justin Bieber! Oh my god!” a Justin Bieber fan waiting outside the Beijing Marriot said to reporters covering the spectacle.

The confused surgeon in charge of the operation, professor Xiau Xin Lin, told reporters at a post op briefing that the Bieber job was not a hard one at all but was really baffling all the same.

“Well, Bieber didn’t have a penis in the first place so our job was made a lot easier. We just shaved the three pubes and the rest of the operation went pretty smoothly. We didn’t know what it was then and we don’t really know what it is now, and we’re still searching for the words to describe it.”

Bieber will resume the world tour in three weeks after a short period of convalescence.

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17 COMMENTS

Daenyuil Archer July 19, 2016 At 21:10

Oh, If he had a penis I wouldve thought it was Mylie Cyrus…
sunnytt January 5, 2013 At 18:54

I know her next door neighbor. They are good friends of mine. They said that Justin Beiber is actually confirmed pregnant. I guess they said Justin told them the father is an 87 year old Chinese man that was his baby siter a year ago.
Navid January 21, 2012 At 20:38

Shut Up man ……….You are Animal………………..ok
JUSTINBIEBERSWIFE October 18, 2011 At 04:12

OMG U GUYS R LIKE SO STUPID! IM MARYED 2 HIM, ITS NOT REAL!
MK August 7, 2011 At 01:54

DS, I am not sure which one is better, comments or article itself 😀
Laura Knight July 7, 2011 At 15:06

I cant belive this Justin ur all i think of how is this possibal? Wot made u do it? Why are u a gay boy? Ur not a girl cuz I love u u cant b a girl no way OMG ! I feel lik i'm dreaming or somethink wot did ur parents say? I feel sick and cant blieve this is true!!!!!!!!! NO
Charlene Wilcox July 6, 2011 At 06:22

I luv u Justin ! Pls don't lstn 2 da haterz.
Abdul Mejid Bakri July 5, 2011 At 17:55

I love you Justin you so sexie and pretty. your da most pretty girl I ever seen .sooo pretty. How can I see you in person? Do you ever go to Saudi Arabie?
JUSTIN'S REALEST BIGGEST FAN NUMBR 1 UNO FINAL July 4, 2011 At 13:41

HEY sHUT iT! i'M HiS biGGest Fan EVah EvaH !! U Dont Chop hIs Willy oFf hOw Dare U?!?!?!?

jUsTin ThIS is BeCka U Met me in TorOnto ReMeber Me?

LoVe U lOvE u!!!!

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JUSTINBIEBERSBIGGESTFAN<3 July 4, 2011 At 10:50

wat a STUPID LIE! Justins a hot, talented guy so i understand y u may b extremely jealous thou! 😛
Dan B. July 4, 2011 At 09:03

C'mon now Squib you're going to upset all the little girls..
Hannah July 4, 2011 At 05:37

Pls dont do it Justin pls stay as u r u dont need 2 do this?!? I luv u Justing ur the best!!!!
Kk July 4, 2011 At 02:14

THIS
Is sooooooooooo like two years ago
Confucius July 3, 2011 At 22:10

I love you Justin whatever you do
Katie July 3, 2011 At 21:29

Wow….this is so BS it's funny…. there is no way in hell that Justin would have a penis. Duh! Wow (again) people can be so gullible sometimes…
Matt July 3, 2011 At 21:14

She's beautiful……
dawn July 3, 2011 At 20:52

OMFG ! Justin HOW COULD U? I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW!!!!!