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Money Talks Strauss-Kahn Walks

NEW YORK - USA - In another coup for very rich and powerful people in America, former IMF boss, Dominique Strauss-Kahn has obtained his freedom from 'allegedly' raping a hotel chamber maid.

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“Dominique says that he wants to celebrate by having an anal sex orgy with eight prostitutes tonight. I said it’s ok as long as they clean up the mess afterwards,” Strauss-Kahn’s wife, Anne Sinclair told the New York Times just after his court hearing yesterday.

Meanwhile in France, someone, namely Sarkozy, has been quaking in his boots at the mere thought of Strauss-Kahn coming back and threatening his role as president.

“Nicolas is not only worried for the French premiership, but also his wife, Carla. All it takes is five minutes in a room alone with Gaston and she will be begging for more. Which is something that never happens with willie winkie Sarko,” a political commentator in Paris told Le Figaro.

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