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IMPORTANT: If You Voted Brexit Please Contact Your Local MP NOW

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Brexit Means Brexit!

This is why your help is vital now more than ever. Since that day, there have been many continuing plots, and treacherous attempts to block the peoples’ mandate, to thwart Brexit, either through court cases presided over pro-EU judges with heavy biases against Brexit, or attempts by MPs to vote again in parliament bypassing the will of the people.

Some MPs are saying that they are planning to try and stop the Prime Minister from triggering Brexit. Just the other day, Lib Dem leader Tim Farron MP said: “We will vote against article 50 if our red line is not met” (Daily Telegraph, 11th November)

Other MPs however will make up their minds closer to the time and we know how carefully they will keep a close eye on their inbox’s and their constituency postbag. When these start filling up, MP’s will stop and think.

Next week an important court case on Brexit will begin. We need to be ready to speak out. This means contacting your MP to remind them of the referendum result on June 23rd. Not necessarily how they themselves voted; not even how their constituencies voted, but how the nation voted.

We need to remind them that on June 23rd a clear majority of the British people voted to take back control of our borders, laws, money and trade. Now it’s time to just get on with it. Brexit!

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YOUR MP NOW

We voted to take back control on June 23rd. We won’t let anyone – however powerful – stop that from happening.

Tony Blair: “UK Could Have Second EU Referendum in 45 Minutes”

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Former prime minister, Tony Blair, has claimed in a new sexed up dossier that Britain could have a second EU referendum in 45 minutes.

“It’s quite easy, I will present more lies to parliament, and not only mislead MPs but also the public. Hang on a second, I’m having a deja vu moment, have I done something like this before?” Mr. Blair said from one of his multi-million pound mansions.

In the new scenario, one wonders who will take the role of Dr. David Kelly? Farage maybe?

Satire Has Been Attacked For Thousands of Years So ‘Fake News’ is Old News

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The American sovietized socialist movement which is spearheading a push on the internet to label any opposing view of its doctrines as ‘fake news’ is not only deeply entrenched in ignorance but has a certain Stalinist flavour to its misconceived Stasi stance in shutting of free speech on the net.

Satire

The profound ignorance about the satirical literary genre is of course laughable, but it is also intrinsically sad, because here are these big so-called media ‘guardians of the internet’ people and they know nothing about satire, history or literature.

They have never heard of Aristophanes or Juvenal, they have no idea about Chris Morris or Monty Python, instead their Americanized limited world view only sees things in black or white, yes or no, real or fake not as “a full dish of various kinds of fruits”.

The Daily Squib was conceived on this very point, because it sought to challenge what is perceived as reality and fiction, and to mix everything into one big pot. Our role is for the viewer to question their reality and not to just accept blindly what they are fed through the mainstream media. If you question, you are one step ahead towards expanding your world view.

To see the countless attacks on the Daily Squib by illiterate Americans is a sign that we are possibly on the right track, our life’s long mission is to WAKE YOU THE FUCK UP. Get up from your zombified Black Friday stupor and check your sources, learn about history and how it affects current affairs today, read a book or read thousands of books. Get some background on the massive amounts of knowledge there is out there, cram it into your brain, so when you read an article title you will immediately realise it is satire, which is a genuine literary art form in its own right, and is not ‘fake news’.

Our site has been punished and nearly erased from the internet numerous times but we fought back, we never capitulated to the communists, and the (American liberal) socialists who wanted to shut down a voice beyond their peculiar Soviet world view. Socialists are meant to be progressives, however they have been found to be the most closed off people. Socialists do not appreciate another point of view, they censor, they cut off advertising revenue, they will do everything in their power to hurt our site. Socialists under the horrible eight years of Obama presidency have turned the internet into a Soviet gulag where only opinions from state sponsored news holds any merit and the rest is labelled as ‘fake news’. They are simply using the Soviet techniques of censorship, to brand any opinion that is not part of their socialist rhetoric as ‘fake’ and to limit free speech and freedom of expression.

The Daily Squib is an equal opportunity hater, we fucking hate socialists, we fucking hate fascists and we fucking hate anyone in the middle. We do not allude to any political doctrine, or religious creed, or race, and are separate to any of these factions or ways of pigeon holing elements of human society/people/political doctrine.

Ignorant illiterates

This is why they are so afraid of us, for it is in this satirical mirror we show the world who they really are and what they are really saying through their cloaked media releases. Satire is the ultimate truth, something the mainstream media and their controlled reporters are very afraid of. Instead you bring out misinformed uneducated American idiots like Dave Van Zandt, and assistant Professor Melissa Zimdars who know nothing about satire, or it seems anything else.

The Squib is not the Horatian but Juvenalian, and that type of satire has been persecuted more than the Horatian which has been tolerated. The Daily Squib will continue abrasively ridiculing societal structures, your hypocritical lie filled lives, your cronyism and grotesque levels of injustice spouted from robotic officials who are inherently evil monsters spouting festering shit into the mire.

Satire has existed for thousands of years and will continue to exist for thousands of more years.

Nevertheless, the Daily Squib writers are available for recruitment by allied intelligence agencies for any Disinformation operations needed to destabilise opposing regimes, governments etc..for a good fee of course..and benefits..

Analyst: Why Turkey Opening Border to Millions Migrants into Europe is a Good Thing

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With all these broken promises, Turkey is fully justified in opening the floodgates into Europe once again, where the Schengen zone is an effective unguarded corridor not only for illegal migrants, but drugs, arms and other contraband.

This mass deluge of human traffic into Europe will be good for the United Kingdom’s Brexit stance, as an estimated 5 – 10 million migrants will push their way from Turkey directly into the European heartland, causing further unrest and problems for the EU, which has already been inundated with millions of migrants from South East Asia, Syria, and Africa.

eu migrants boat

The open border with Greece, all the way up to the Black Sea will once again be open to traffic, and as more millions come, news will spread and even more migrants will make the journey.

Turkey’s stance should be applauded in the destruction of the EU, as there will be limited capacity or enthusiasm for even more migrants.

The numbers of migrants could easily increase to 20 million or 50 million migrants within a year or so, depending on the efforts of the Turks and their open door policy, as well as the forced reception within EU countries residing in the Balkans and Eastern Europe.

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Most migrants will naturally gravitate towards the leading EU nations of Germany and France, however there could be an increased bottleneck scenario occurring around Calais as some try to reach the UK.

The Turks must be fully commended in their push for the destruction of the EU, and the increase in sentiment for Brexit, however it is the Schengen zone created by unelected eurocrats which will be their own undoing..a beautiful and just end to the masochistic EU, who engineered their own destruction through their own socialist utopian dreams.

How Trump Used Alt-Right Pawns to Gain Power Before Disavowing

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Trump quite cleverly used the alt-right chump votes to gain power, but now that he is on the cusp of becoming president, Trump is dumping his voters for a more diplomatic stance in rhetoric.

So, why did you do it? Quite simply, the alt-right, is a white supremacist fascist movement, and even though Trump may still hold fascistic viewpoints, his advisers have probably told him that he needs to tone down his nasty words a little.

Chumps

The alt-right vote was a surefire winner for Trump, purely because the followers would be guaranteed to vote for Trump, they are fanatical in their cause, and were fooled very easily into voting for Trump.

As much as Trump courted the Ku Klux Klan, and other white supremacist Christian groups during his campaign he knew one thing that Hillary did not, and that is these are the silent ostracised groups within America who are guaranteed to vote for something other than an all inclusive democrat.

There are many now within the alt-right fascist movement who feel angered about being used by Trump, but that’s chumps for you, Trump was the player business man who used these easily acquiesced pawns, then dumped the dumb suckers.

Now that he got their vote, he is quietly disavowing them, and moving towards a more temperate pasture of vocal rhetoric.

Experts: ISIS is Root of True Islam and Cannot be Defeated by Guns Alone

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The Sunni Muslims were the first, then came the Shiites who bastardised the Islamic religion to their own dastardly vision.

ISIS is the root of the current war raging in the Middle East between Sunnis and Shiites, and as much as the Shia faction is supported by Russia and Iran, the Sunni original interpretation of Islam is the dominant one.

You can destroy buildings, bomb people, but you can’t destroy an ideology, an idea or a belief with military weaponry. You would simply be shooting into thin air.

This is the fundamental mistake of any military campaign to ‘destroy’ ISIS, and any military action would ultimately fail, as the numbers of followers are too great. You can wipe out a thousand people, when two thousand will take their place, and so on.

Regarding the actions of ISIS, these are seen by the West as atrocities, however, they have very cleverly masked their own atrocities committed in the name of Christianity in the past, which would far surpass any ISIS demonstration of violence.

Let us also consider the fact that any ISIS member views what is permissible in the West as ultimately satanic, they live pious puritanical religious lives, but the satanic Westerner does not, instead he indulges in adultery, homosexuality, alcohol, drugs, pornography, gambling, debt and many other vices. To most Muslims these are seen as Haram, forbidden, and every facet of Western culture holds a permissive attitude to these vices. Therefore, to look through the eyes of these Muslims, what they are fighting against is a great impurity, a great sin against humanity. In their eyes, beheading or burning alive someone who indulges in these activities is almost a cleansing of the earth. Remember that Islam as a religion is almost 400 years behind Christianity in development as a semi-organised religion and the Christians have already passed through the beheading phase.

This is why they commit these acts of extreme violence, because they are indoctrinated from birth to be pure, and to fight against impurity, which is what the West is defined as in Islam, an impure satanic entity.

One could also argue that a clinical strike from 30,000 feet by a drone removes the nastiness of close up killing, and you would be right in your assumption, however at ground level where the bombed Muslims reside, they see first hand the damage these clinical strikes create. To them, it is all too real, the mangled bodies, charred beyond belief, and remains of those bombed. Yet, the Western operators of these drones simply see a puff of smoke, an explosion, then move clinically onto the next target. Is there an intrinsic difference to a clinical strike or a beheading by a sword? Both acts deal death, only the Islamic act is sensationalised on film, and the clinical strike is hidden behind a cloud of smoke and debris. They are both the same acts intrinsically because they take away life, albeit with different techniques.

Here comes the crux of the problem, and that is how does one defeat ISIS? The only way it can be defeated is for every Sunni Muslim in the world to be slaughtered, and for Saudi Arabia to be completely destroyed. It is a well known fact, that Saudi Arabia and other Gulf states fund ISIS, and to defeat them would be a massive task for the West, seeing as they have armed these countries with trillions of dollars of high end weapons.

Furthermore, we have the silence of Israel. This silence at the atrocities committed against other Muslim factions by ISIS is quite understandable, because Israel does not necessarily see anything wrong with these actions. As far as Israel is concerned there’s some Islamic cleansing going on, and as long as ISIS is not knocking on their door, they should be positively encouraged and supported to carry on killing other Muslims.

Donald Trump the upcoming president of the United States says he will defeat ISIS by joining with Russia in the quest, but they will be proved wrong, as mentioned earlier, you cannot defeat an ideology or belief with guns and missiles. You might as well throw trillions of dollars down a well, because the only way to completely eradicate an ideology and belief system is for complete global cleansing of 90% of the Muslim population. That amounts to approximately 1.5 billion people worldwide. Not only that, once 1.5 billion Sunnis are supposedly eradicated, all copies of the Quran would have to be destroyed as well and completely erased from human consumption, almost amounting to an impossible task in itself.

Within the realms of the battlefield, ISIS is almost amorphous, they blend into the background, and can move easily. There are elements all over the globe now thanks to Obama’s eight year rule of nonchalance, and thanks to the EU’s Schengen zone, a corridor for free movement of arms and drugs, many have infiltrated Europe.

Suffice to say, it is the West’s own policies that have created the vacuum for ISIS to flourish in the Middle East and as much as there are budgetary and time constraints on the West, the Muslims have all the time in the world. They in fact wish upon the West to be entrenched in this war for as long as they bleed it dry economically.

Welcome to the next thousand years, this fight will never end, and maybe that is a good thing for some Western commanders, who depend on the arms trade, and who encourage warfare for defence spending increases.

You cannot bomb an ideology or belief system. If you think so, you have already lost.

Mexicans Say They Will Build Trump Wall – Three Feet High

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Speaking from his presidential palace, Enrique Peña Nieto, revealed the Mexican plans to waiting journalists.

“We have taken up the mantle to build the wall and will foot the cost as well. As agreed, the wall will go along the entire U.S. Mexico border.”

Unbeknownst to Trump, he did not specify how tall the wall should be, and when he finds out the wall will only be three feet high, he is sure to hit the roof.

“That is a minor detail we did not reveal to Señor Trump. The wall will be three feet high but it will fulfil our contract, and there is nothing the Don can do about it. Even an eight year old kid can jump over,” the Mexican president added.

Trump was not available for immediate comment when contacted.

To commemorate the three foot high wall, a poetic plaque will be put up on each side. One side will be in English, the other in Spanish.

First Year in Office

A is for the angst we feel every time he speaks

B is for the “Bigger Button” he purports to keep

C is for the Climate change he’s eager to deny

D is for Ms. Daniels, her silence he could buy

E is for Ethiopia, a “shithole” in his view

F is for Flynn, who copped a guilty plea

G is for Gates, now he plead guilty too

H is for Hilary, the one he loves to hate

I is for Ivanka, the daughter he would date

J is for Jared, who met with all the Reds

K is for Kelly, who tries to keep his head

L ‘s for Lewandowski, who was fired and then re-hired

M is for Paul Manafort, and nemesis Mueller

N is for the NRA, and all its campaign fuel

O is for Obamacare, he’d like to pack away

P is for Pussy; there’s nothing more to say

Q is for Qatar, a diplomatic blunder;

R is for Reince Preibus, the first to go asunder!

S is for Stable Genius; (it really makes one wonder!)

T is for Twitter, we wish he’d use discretion!

U is for the U.K. – our friendship now is threatened

W is for the Wall he says that Mexico must build

X is what we hope he’ll be and, boy, will we be thrilled!

Y is for Yesterday, when civility expired

Z is for Zero, or the good will he’s inspired

Poem written by Cheryl Randall, Esq. a keen granny activist from upstate New York on a mission to stump Trump.

 

Angry Vegetable Lib Dem Tim Farron Fights Back

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When it comes to turnips, one imagines the permanent angry scowl of Tim Farron as he vacillates to and fro across the vegetable patch, a spitting noxious veggie, this piece of putrid detritus they call Tim Farron.

As annoying as his predecessor, Farron is the epitome of Marxism at work, his politics stuck in a swamp of excrement, out dated and spoiling, rotten to the core.

Here is a turnip that wants to scupper Brexit, and he is going on tirade after tirade trying his best to justify disallowing the vote of 52% of the electorate to leave the EU.

We say to you and your ilk Farron, you are to be served up on the dinner plate of ineptitude, festering aggressive pustulence and swine.

Fed to the pigs, your rotting marrow will be excreted out of their puckered arse holes and spread across the sty where you wholeheartedly belong.

Vive la Révolution – Marine Le Pen France’s New Jeanne D’Arc

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Au revoir Sarko, you have had your day. Marine Le Pen is sweeping to the helm of the right wing candidates and Fillon will be swept aside too in the upcoming French election in May, 2017.

To be set free from the shackles of euro slavery, and for her economy to shoot up into the outer reaches of space, can the French maiden let loose from the darkness and reach her hand into the light to free France once and for all?

Could this be another Trump/Brexit moment at the polls?

The EU and its ludicrous Schengen policy has stifled France, muffled her voice and condemned her to the wild tax mad ramblings of the clinically insane Francois Hollande — a puerile man whose idea of economic embellishment is to categorically destroy everything with socialistic punitive taxes and burdensome mass unfettered migration.

Can the rising Joan of Arc save France from being marginalised forever? The French are understandably fed up with the EU communist entity and will do or vote for a saviour from the filthy dank EU prison. The boulevards of Paris may once again be something to be proud of, instead of a stinking piss filled camp of degradation.

The Bastille gates will be breached and the EU technicians taken to the guillotine for some swift justice.

Vive La France, they will shout as the heads roll into the baskets, these bringers of EU monstrosities onto a land that once coined the phrase Liberté, égalité, fraternité, only to be given Contraite, inégalité, haine.

Globe Still Has Two Months Under Obama

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Socialists do not believe in fair play, and they destroy as much as they can whilst they are in the last days of power.

This scorched earth policy was witnessed in the last days of the Gordon Brown prime ministership in which he succeeded in burning the UK’s economy bringing it to the very brink of extension.

As for referendums and other votes by the people, these are not honoured by socialists unless the results go their way. We can see what is happening today with the EU referendum, a vote that was conclusively for Brexit by 17.5 million people, 52% of the electorate. The vicious bad sportsmanship of socialists and Marxists are being witnessed now with illegal judicial trickery and they are doing everything in their power to derail the decision.

There is no such thing as fair play or honour when it comes to these devout socialists who employ every dirty trick in their arsenal to back stab, renege on previous promises or legitimate democratic votes.

They are not men of honour, they instead utilise nasty underhand cowardly techniques to destabilise and engender a scorched earth policy, all the while, whining and moaning with a collective droning sound.

So, the next two months will be another example of nasty socialism that has lost, another example of how socialists use their power to punish those who voted against them. These disgusting, vile creatures will do everything now to get you, the populace who had enough of their control freakery, their underhand techniques, and their never ceasing effort to halt freedom of speech, freedom of expression and general human freedom.

Only stunted morons of the lowest intelligence cannot distinguish satire from fake news, but these are people without any sense of justice, or literary knowledge, they do not care as long as their agenda punishes those who fight for freedom.

bono vinci satius est quam almo more iniuriam vincere
A good man would rather suffer defeat than defeat another by foul means (Sallust)

The Daily Squib says to these uncouth vagabonds, these lowly turgid vipers splattering their poisonous inhibitive wares of excrement onto the halls of true satire, an indominitable force, which has survived for thousands of years — you are nothing.

You will be left with nothing, for you are inconsequential, you are irrelevant, you will not be remembered, you will be forgotten in the sands of time, lesser than excrement, or turds that align your ideology of dishonour and hatred for purity.

You will perish without having achieved anything, without even a speck of true creativity or reason, you will be erased from the universe, imploded, and fucked for eternity, for your ill-will, your duplicitous lies will follow you into the deepest depths of the hatred you have created.

A profound Fuck You follows you to your graves, and may history erase your awful memory forever a stain on the collective conscience of humanity.