Hillary to Clean House

Hillary duster nuclear

Pede poena claudo

WASHINGTON D.C. – USA – Former First Lady, Hillary Clinton announces her candidacy for the upcoming 2016 U.S. elections.

It’s not exactly news that Hillary Clinton is trying for a second time for internship at the White House, but the old gal decided to announce her candidacy today for the 2016 U.S. Election with a very inclusive video sans Bill.

“It’s time for a woman to clean the house up a lil, especially after Obozo made such a mess. The world needs a woman’s touch, I’ve got my feather duster out and I’m prepared to use it on Iran, Syria and Russia. Prepare for World War III folks because when I’m done, you’ll wish the suffragettes had stayed home ironing shirts,” Mrs Clinton said from her war room.

  • bluejayray

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