WINDSOR – England – Prince Andrew can breathe a sigh of relief as all is forgotten after the recent Charlie Hebdo shootings.
What impeccable timing eh, one minute Prince Andrew had that squeaky bum feeling as his indescretions were plastered all over the news, and now nothing.
“Gosh! It’s as if I rubbed a magic lantern and a genie popped out granting me my wish,” the Duke told his lawyer today.
Funny how some crazed Islamic gunmen saved the day for the royal family. Time to get back to the old grind Andy Pandy, this time be more careful.