17.7 C
London
Wednesday, December 11, 2024
secret satire society
HomeWorldRussell Brand Ditzy Rascal Paradigm Shift in A-Levels

Russell Brand Ditzy Rascal Paradigm Shift in A-Levels

LONDON - England - The new English A-level exams this year by the OCR exam board will include such literary greats as Russell Brand and Ditzy Rascal.

 

Dere iz a paradime shit in da A-levels dis yea cuz Rusells Brand n ‘is m8 Ditzy Rascals iz gonna b doin da eNglish A-levels innit.

Forgit bout english classiks likk Shakkaspear n Chaucie or wot bout Werdswort? Inda english exams u will b given 3 hours 2 complte a paragraf of werds. Soz but nah cheeting lik brinin ur iphone or anyfink.

Its best if u try a bit of revisin mayb 4 half n hour b4 da exam.

All candy da8s will get an A++ cuz at leest u tried innit.

  Daily Squib Book

  DAILY SQUIB BOOK The Perfect Gift or can also be used as a doorstop. Grab a piece of internet political satire history encapsulating 15 years of satirical works. The Daily Squib Anthology REVIEWS: "The author sweats satire from every pore" | "Overall, I was surprised at the wit and inventedness of the Daily Squib Compendium. It's funny, laugh out loud funny" | "Would definitely recommend 10/10" | "This anthology serves up the choicest cuts from a 15-year reign at the top table of Internet lampoonery" | "Every time I pick it up I see something different which is a rarity in any book"
- Advertisment -

NEWS ON THE HOUR

MORE NEWS

THE DAILY SQUIB ANTHOLOGY

The definitive book of Juvenalian satire and uncanny prophesies that somehow came true. This is an anthology encompassing 15 years of Squib satire on the internet compiled and compressed into one tiddly book. Buy the Book Now!