“I was spying on myself, and I ordered the CIA to get me filed under Dangerous. They even sent me reports on how I was behaving, what my favourite pizza topping is as well as a comprehensive tape of all my phone calls,” the senator told reporters outside the U.S. House of Representatives.
President of Kenya, Barraco Barner, was not surprised that Dianne Feinstein was spied on by herself, and even requested someone spies on him too.
“Hey I’m the head honcho, if we’re gonna spy on everyone, why should I be left out? I’m glad I’m part of the spying shit that’s going on.”
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