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EU Wants Drones Monitoring Kids in UK Classrooms

BRUSSELS - Belgium - The EU now is utilising drones in mainland Europe to monitor children in their classes.

Well, in Brussels Belgium, the very heart of the EU, this is how they treat their children.

“Soon this is what is going to happen to our classrooms as we all know if there is a new EU directive, the UK has no power to say no any more because of the lily-livered pseudo politicians we have,” Genie Holdsworth, 28, a concerned parent told the BBC.

Plans are afoot as we write this to bring the EU drones into UK classrooms.

U.S President Barack Obama who loves drones may get some ideas about this too.

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