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Kim Jong Un Successfully Graduates From Dictator School

PYONYANG - N. Korea - A jubilant Kim Jong Un has successfully passed the many tests required to graduate from North Korea's Dictator School officials have announced.

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“He has passed with flying colours and completed the tasks necessary to be a North Korean mad dictator,” a teacher at the school said with a gun firmly pointed at their head.

North Korean state television ran the news early this morning and many took to the streets beating their fists against their chests to show their joy and proud feelings for Kim Jong Un.

“Declare war, check! Threaten to send missiles to USA, check! Make funny propaganda photoshops and videos, check!” Kim Jong Un’s teacher said as he was giving out the final grade for the course.

Kim Jong Un got an A+ Distinction grade for his exemplary dictatorship skills.

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