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Would You Buy a Used EU Referendum From This Man?

LONDON - England - Call him Swiss Davi, or David Cameron, he's still trying to sell you something you don't want in 2018.

By Jacques Upyors

January 23, 2013

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“Negotiating with the British electorate is very much like making love to a beautiful woman, first you pretend you’re on their side, then you ply them with fine wines and Belgian chocolates, string ’em along with some half-lies and evasions, promise them the earth, and then hand them over to the EU for a thoroughly good In/Out EU Referogering,” Swiss Davi said from his used car lot in Downing Street.

Do you still want to buy that used referendum now?

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Jacques Upyors https://www.dailysquib.co.uk

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