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Prince Charles Selling Horse Burgers From Sandringham

SANDRINGHAM - England - Prince Charles is now selling fully fledged horse burgers from the Queen's Norfolk estate, palace sources have revealed.

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“I don’t want to be all hoof about this but the French have been eating horse for centuries. I eat horse every night myself, so I had a little thought in my study the other night, why not extend my Duchy range to horse meat burgers? There’s certainly a taste for it as the British people have been eating it, unknowingly I admit, for decades. They never complained once, even when they were told what they were eating,” the Prince of Wales said from the sprawling estate.

So next time you’re at a Polo game after a chukka or two, you might spy a few burgers there trotting around on the grill. Don’t worry they won’t gallop away because they’re horse burgers and dead as an errant twitch in Philip’s underpants.

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