Who Do You Think You Are Kidding Mrs. Merkel?

LONDON - England - The steady march of the EU boots can be heard as they goose step their way towards our shores and threaten the white cliffs of Dover.

We used to have Churchill but now we’ve got Cameron. Prepare for an invasion and a welcome reception to the invading marauders by Number10.

“You vill surrender at all costs or ve vill start to send ovah zee doodlebugs again,” Franz Goering, head of the EU’s airforce, the EUwaffe, told totalitarian news service, The European.

Stukas at Three O’Clock

As the threat of the European Union rises, Brits are being told to be vigilant and guard themselves from the daily deluge of EU directives.

“Today we had two more EU directives. They want us to wipe our arses with one sheet of paper only so as to adhere to the EU carbon shit emissions directive B2343 section 2D. Well, I used the piece of paper with the directive on it to wipe my arse, then put it in an envelope and sent it back to Brussels. Hopefully, Sarko opens that particular envelope, the slimy surrender monkey,” Jed Warde, 45, from Ginster, Surrey told the Daily Mailograph.

Head of the EU Reich, Frau Merkel warned the British about any disobedience with regards to the new European age of conquest.

“Not one single shot was fired to take France and all the other EU countries now under our totalitarian state. We would advise the Britishers to comply with assimilation or there will be actual shots fired this time. 1942 was a trial run for what is going to come. You have been warned.”

Another quotation from the father off the EU himself, Jean Monnet, who said this on 30 April 1952, puts everything into context:

“Europe’s nations should be guided towards the super-state without their people understanding what is happening. This can be accomplished by successive steps each disguised as having an economic purpose, but which will eventually and irreversibly lead to federation.”