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Ku Klux Klan Endorses Obama AGAIN

KENTUCKY - USA - Imperial Wizard, Ronald Edwards made a statement today saying: "Our boy done good and we're endorsing him for a second term."


White Christian Supremacist group the Ku Klux Klan has endorsed Barack Obama to be the President of the United States of America for a second term, after famously endorsing him in 2008.

Speaking from his Kentucky office in Dawson Springs, the Imperial Wizard explained that they were gunning for the president to win a second term because of his efforts in getting Osama bin Laden and continuing the War of Terror.

This is the only time in Klan history that any member of the KKK has publicly supported an African American candidate for a second term presidency.

KKK lodges all over America have been gathering and holding rallies supporting Obama’s imminent presidential re-election in 2012.

Grand Turk Cletus Monroe has also been very vocal about the election and has donated thousands of dollars to Obama’s election fund.

“Our boy’s gonna do it, not once, but twice. My Klan group has donated up to $450,000 to the Obama fund and we’re gunning for more.”

“He’s done us proud. He brought America change. Never thought I’d be saying that about a negro, but there you go.”

Placards for Barack Obama have been put up around the Klan’s Headquarters and the KKK have announced a television ad campaign to support the African American candidate during the prolonged up-coming election campaign.

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