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Donald Trump: My Ku Klux Klan Daddy and Me

NEW YORK - USA - Donald Trump's dad was in the Ku Klux Klan, but that's okay because African Americans are putting their full support behind him during his bid for power.

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According to a 1927 New York Times edition, Donald Trump’s dad was a prominent member of the KKK, and his son, Donald J. Trump is no better.

“My daddy would say, lookee over here, there goes another ‘boy’. One day, when you become president son, first you gotta trick them negroes to think you like them, then you gotta win and stick ’em back in the ground where they belong,” Trump told one of his acolytes during a pre-rally briefing.

Trickery doesn’t come cheap for most presidential candidates, but for Trump, to win, pulling the wool over the eyes of African Americans has been easier than he thought.

“I got some of these people coming up to me and saying they’ll vote for me. If only they knew. Like I’m laughing inside, but I give ’em a big smile and carry on with the show,” Trump detailed.

Certainly, Trump has a huge following of African Americans, blinded by the lies and cheap rhetoric, but at the end of the day, blacks in America would pay a heavy price for a Trump win.

Neil Zlozower, a reporter for KACS news in Arkansas is well informed on the situation: “You got people like Farakhan endorsing Trump, little does that idiot know that the Ku Klux Klan is pulling the strings on this one. Trump is a stone cold racist, he sees blacks as slaves, as low value workers, low information voters, and basically made up of the intelligence level of goats, that’s the beauty of the situation we got now. We got blacks endorsing Trump, when Trump is laughing like a hyena right in their face, they’re worshipping him. Who played who? I say Trump’s the winner here, he’s taking the black vote and adding it up to his roster, he don’t care about blacks because soon they’ll be shining his shoes all the way to the presidency.”

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15 COMMENTS

  1. Meh, sorry, but this Progressive always found MLH a pedantic, finger-wagging scold who saw racism behind every slight and who constantly lectured her au

  2. Meh, sorry, but this Progressiva pedantic, finger-wagging scold who saw racism behind every slight and who constantly lectured her audience to

  3. Meh, sorry, but this Progressive always found MLH a pedantic, finger-wagging scold who saw racism behind every slight and who constantly her audience to

  4. Meh, sorry, but this Progressive always found MLH a pedantic, finger-wagging scold who saw racism behind every slight and who constantly

  5. This is complete BS stop spreading Bull Sht Trump’s dad was not in any way with the KKK. Who’s paying you to spread these lies? A$$holes!!!

  6. I’m black and I’m embarassed for those two women on that video. How can they sho they face in town again or on YouTube? Are they that dumb? Pls God put some brains on some black folk they need all the help they can get.

  7. TRUMP DADDY WAS IN KKK? U SERIOUS ? IF THIS TRUE I WANT SOME BLOOD ! WE NEED GET RID OF THIS COCKROCHE!!!!!!

  8. Actually black support of Trump is only 65% of population. This piece is misleeding cuz it ain’t 100% get ur facts right. Not every Aftican American support Trump.

    • I do! I’m black and I support Trump 100%. He’s the best thing come to this country since MLK. Betta believe it. VOTE Trump cuz I will.

      Mo betta

      • Some people are just lost and refuse to be found. Amazing there were slaves who fought with the south to stay slaves because they just didn’t know any better. Massa good to me. I’s stayin put. I don’t like Hillary and wanted to like Trump. I did my research and no way would I vote for Trump. When they start putting people like you on ships and shipping you to Africa don’t say you weren’t warned. Or worse than that declare blacks should be enslaved again. I am not joking here. I can see this happening. They did it once and some hate blacks that much. Trump is one of them. He wants to make America white again. He hates everyone but white males and sexy white women.

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