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Ku Klux Klan to be Honoured at Obama Inauguration

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Preparations are under way for Klan members from all over the United States to join Obama on stage for his presidential inauguration ceremony on Tuesday January 20th 2009.

Ever since the Ku Klux Klan endorsed Obama back in February 2008 during the election race, there has been a light shining down on his soul.

“We know how much the Klan has been a big part in Obama’s election and entrance into the White House. Do you think he could have done it without the KKK’s help? Hell no! Obama needed the Klan to get in and they helped him. It was the first step they ever took and they went for it. I’m so proud of those boys. They may be from down South and as thick as pig shit but they sure as hell know how to make people take notice. Obama wants to thank those boys and gals for everything they done for him, without them Obama would be a broken man like John McCain sitting in a darkened room slappin’ some mush into his mouth and moaning like a big baby,” John McCormack, a senior organiser for the Obama inauguration told Fox news yesterday.

Ku Klux Klan members from all over America will attend the ceremony on the West Front of the U.S. Capitol.

The no-expenses-spared Obama Inauguration will cost US taxpayers $230 million and will go down in history as one of the most extravagant wasteful ceremonial displays in a time of major national recession.

Klan leaders will be asked to join Obama in between musical acts including a banjo recital by famous Country star Ol’ Man Richardson from Kentucky.

“We wanted to bring a burning cross to the ceremony as a symbol of the Klan but the idea was canned purely for safety reasons. We all been staying at the Holiday Inn over here watching NASCAR and we now got all our boys here. We put a lot of work and money into getting the boy into the White House. He done us proud,” Imperial Wizard, Ronald Edwards said last night speaking from his DC hotel room.

America has certainly moved on. It was only 20 years ago when blacks were segragated from whites and lynchings were still rife in the deep South.

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  1. First off I am not a member of the KKK nor am I a racist. but I believe in the Klan And the Klans strugle for recogniton and well being of White, Christian, Americans which few people fail to acknowladge. The Klan is an organization simmalor to The Black Panthers, Freemasonry, and other organizations for Minoritys. White Christians are a minority now in todays time. Blacks and Mexicans alone outnumber whites 2:1 in the US and have the most Finacil Aid available. blacks have martin luther king day,

  2. To: WhiteTaxpayer,

    What you said about Black Americans not being able to get a job, then you obviously have no clue what you are talking about. I am a laywer at one of the finest lawferms in washingtond dc. Im making more money a month then you do a year.

    Now, you just got mad because G was right. The KKK r stuck in there own little world. They think that god only made them. But if you read the bible thats not true. And if the believe in god like they say they do then they wouldnt be buring crosses.

    Now, you want to call black people colored and every other name but white people are the colored ones. They turn pink, red, and blue!!!! So dont come for my

  3. White people were faced with either a negro or a total nutter who happens to have a pale face. Personally I prefer the negro. National Socialists are not mindless haters. I am a member of the American Nazi Party and I voted for Obama.

  4. Haha nice try, like anyone would really believe this….you’d have to be an idiot to believe this….OBAMA didn’t need the KKK….They want to take credit because it’s obvious that their orgination is a FAILURE!!! It’s embarrassing to Preach HATE and realize that the rest of the world is obviously ignoring them and moving on with a more realistic way of thinking….KKK??? Negative, only in their twisted little minds do we give credit to them. 🙂

  5. It is the white people of this country who have afforded you the right to speak out against the KKK. Have you ever thought what your rights would have been had your ancestry never been brought to the USA? If the Klan had not endorsed him, they would have killed him. Now go pickup your welfare check because you can’t have a job, spelling the way you do.

  6. If I see any Klan asshoes there i’ma gon report them to the police. oBAMA DIDNOT NEED THE KKK? HELL NO!

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