Must Have Black Friday Deals

CHARLOTTESVILLE - USA - We outline some of the great Black Friday deals out there this year and every year.





Here are those amazing Black Friday deals you have been waiting for all year round.

  1. A hernia – Price Free
  2. Two broken legs and a broken arm – Yes, but you got a toaster for $2.50
  3. Crushed ribs and a broken nose – Two for the price of one, a bargain
  4. Queuing for hours and days so you can get $20 off the price off a TV
  5. The indignity of being crammed into a doorway with hundreds of other lemmings – Priceless
  6. Realising the huge mark up that retailers make when you are compelled to buy some reduced throwaway Chinese junk that will break within a week