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Paris Hilton Sawn in Half

LAS VEGAS - Paris Hilton was chopped in half over the weekend but unfortunately lived to tell the tale.

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Unfortunately for the audience and rest of the world it was only an illusion.

The ex-heiress, Paris Hilton, who has had her £50 million inheritance retracted, volunteered to be sawn in two at the Mirage hotel by illusionists Jeff Beacher and Nathan Burton.

 

 


After the illusion took place, a midget came on stage and escorted Ms. Paris Hilton back to her seat.
Paris and her new boyfriend, Benji Madden, who are expecting their first child in a few months, then left the show.

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