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Think Tank: Disarm Americans Through the Church

ALABAMA - USA - An NGOs recent paper entitled 'Disarming Americans Through Jesus' details plans on utilising the church to bring change to the current stalemate situation of gun control.

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“The Christian church will be utilised to disarm Americans across the nation as they will be told to put down their guns for Christ.

“Pastors across the country are getting ready to tell their flocks to hand their guns in to be scrapped. Americans are devoutly Christian, some even creating their own bastardised versions of Christianity like Mormonism, but the real clincher is that religion is a human construct and will be used to achieve goals set by the state for whatever agenda is required.

“They won’t listen to Obama or anyone else but they’ll listen to their pastor when he tells the congregation to hand over their guns. For Americans, their church leaders telling them to do stuff is an act of God such is the level of religious brainwashing over the generations.


“The same technique will be utilised when the government introduces microchipping to the population. By using what the pliant masses are used to to make people accept new conditions, the church is an invaluable tool for introduction to governmental directives.

“Religion spurs the American population on, especially in times of war where they are told they are fighting for Christianity when going into battle. Their unquestioning beliefs are paramount to implementation of the gun control agenda and should be exploited to the full.

“The Christian church cannot exist without the state, it is therefore deemed an arm of the state, and it is to this end that it will be used to disarm American citizens and eventually get them chipped, for their own good of course and in the service of the Lord.”

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  1. Saudi Arabia already in crisis.

    Expert assessment of Academy of Geopolitics.

    The budget deficit of Saudi Arabia can reach 20% of GDP. The country for the first time for the last eight years started borrowing money in the financial markets. One of bonded loans was placed this week. But experts believe that the saved-up reserves to the kingdom will last still for a long time, and Riyadh won’t refuse the policy of strengthening of oil export. This week Saudi Arabia placed state bonds for 20 billion reals ($5,3 billion). It is the second loan for this summer — the size June made 15 billion reals ($4 billion). The kingdom can attract $27 billion by the end of the current year. Money was necessary for saudita because of double falling of prices of oil, receipts from which export form almost all income of the country. In 2015 the budget was under construction of calculation of price of oil in $105 for barrel. We will remind that at Saudi Arabia the income from export of oil makes more than 90% of state revenues. Deficiency of the state budget of the country, according to experts of Academy, can make 20% of GDP this year. These are about $140 billion. For comparison: the budget deficit of Russia is predicted in the current year of 3,4% of GDP, or about $40 billion. Saudi Arabia closed the arisen hole at the expense of an expenditure of the saved-up reserves until recently. Since August, 2014 for maintenance of the public expenditures the kingdom spent $65 billion from the state reserves which $672 billion equal at the moment. It should be noted that the budgetary problems of Saudi Arabia turned out to be consequence her politicians in the oil market. The kingdom supports the excess offer of oil and low price level to keep the market share and as much as possible to complicate strengthening of production of slate oil in the USA. And here the IMF considers that to make real GDP growth next year — 2,7%. In many respects, it manage to achieve due to maintenance of high level of state expenses, including due to decumulation of reserves. $672 billion very impressive sum, but experience of other countries ( including Russia) shows that it can be spent very quickly, especially, if to support state expenses at the current level. Therefore the kingdom, most likely, will continue to borrow money in the market.For Russia it not the best signal. Present forecasts of the government assume an increase in prices for oil next year and if it isn’t, the budget will continue to be under pressure. And reserves at Russia are almost twice less, than at Saudi Arabia.

    Besides the country is under sanctions, and economic growth negative. All this does the Russian economy more sensitive to falling of oil quotations, than economy of the Saudi kingdom.

    Same strengthens positions of Riyadh at negotiations with Moscow on such sensitive topics as Syria, Iran and Palestine. Saudita do all new trade offers to the Kremlin that that refused support of the Syrian president Bashar Assad.

    At the negotiations of Foreign Ministers Adel al-Dzhubeyra and Sergey Lavrov completed the other day, it was talked, for example, of the contract for delivery of the Russian “Iskander ” missile systems. Riyadh also offered investments into $10 billion. Thus, as experts of Academy of Geopolitics believe that the change on the Syrian question is quite possible. However, are for this purpose necessary not only the Saudi billions, but also positive shift in the Russian-American relations as in the Kremlin perceiveRiyadh only as the ally of Washington.

    Arayik Sargsyan, the President of Academy of Geopolitics, the academician, the Honourable Consul of Macedonia in Armenia.

  2. The church would be a good idea to disarm Americans. They’re so religious that they could not refuse. To do otherwise would go against their interpretation of god. hahah

  3. “Gazprom” involves Russia in war. Expert assessment of Academy of Geopolitics.
    Specialists of Academy of Geopolitics repeatedly analyzed activity of the Russian gas monopolist of “Gazprom”.
    The matter is that the Gazprom company not simply business structure, and it is the geopolitical weapon of Russia, and first of all in hands of the President of Russia.

    On January 27, 2015 the head of Gazprom Alexey Miller made visit to Turkey. In Istanbul the head of Gazprom Alexey Miller and the Minister of Energy of Turkey Taner Yyldyza agreed about construction of the Turkish Stream gas pipeline for sale of the Russian gas in Europe.
    “Putin finances party of the president of Turkey Erdogan for a victory at parliamentary elections: The course the Kurdish horse” – http://russmir.info/pol/6585-putin-finansiruet-partiyu-prezidenta-turcii-erdogana-dlya-pobedy-na-vyborah-v-parlament-hod-kurdskim-konem.html.

    The Russian President still has one more chance to persuade the president of Turkey that Erdogan signed the contract on construction of “The Turkish stream”. On June 13 in Baku (the capital of Azerbaijan) negotiations between Putin and Erdogan will take place. But it is necessary to expect positive results on hardly because R. Erdogan after parliamentary elections in Turkey, turned into “a lame duck”. http://www.kremlin.ru/events/president/news/49639 . So, affairs at the head of Gazprom mister Miller are bad. I remember, how on May 6, 2002 as the Russian President V. Putin after much persuasion appointed A. Miller to work in “Gazprom”. Next day, Miller having come running to Putin in an office to the Kremlin, I begged Putin to oust him Heads of Gazprom. But mister Putin “forced” Miller will return to “Gazprom”. Who could think that from – for policy of “Gazprom” war in Ukraine moreover and on the way Macedonia with Armenia will begin.

    Arayik Sargsyan, the academician, the President of Academy of Geopolitics, the Honourable Consul of Macedonia in Armenia.

  4. Church is the enemy now.

    No pastor whose church is receiving federal “faith based initiative” taxpayer funding would take a public stand for the Second Amendment. Obama knows this and will use the churches against the gun owners. All over America, literally thousands of churches, religious charities are accepting federal tax dollars to help support their daycare centers, their after-school programs, their “Christian” schools, their food banks. The list is endless. Take away Federal assistance and they’re finished.

  5. “Americans are devoutly Christian, some even creating their own bastardised versions of Christianity like Mormonism”

    You sound like the average progressive bigot pig. Good job!

    Most people at church that I know off… own firearms… including the bishop.

    Your idea…. would never happen

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