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NHS Relaunch Goes Well

LONDON - England - David Cameron's relaunch of the NHS is going extremely well, the Coalition government disclosed on Monday.

New NHS Ambulances Solve Hospital Beds Problem

LONDON - England - The National Health Service today unveiled its latest solution to overcrowded bedless hospitals in Britain.

New UK Health Plan Urges People to Die Younger

LONDON - England - Health Insurers and professionals in Britain are now urging people to die younger. Because of the poor quality of life in the UK, people are preferring death over life in Britain today.

NHS Unveils New Fleet of Ambulances

LONDON - England - The cash-strapped National Health Service (NHS) today unveiled its latest solution.

Leslie Ash Gets Big Smile on Her Face

LONDON - England - The actress Leslie Ash had a big smile on her face today after being awarded £5 million of taxpayers money from the NHS.

Unfit Britons to Lose NHS Care

LONDON - England - Comrade Brown, who as our unelected superhuman super-fit Commander in Chief, brought forth more orders for his five year vision of change plan today.

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