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Sarah Palin Says That Ebola is a Country in Canada

ALASKA - Uttar Pradesh - Sarah Palin is back on the campaign trail and lending her worldly geographical knowledge to all and sundry.

Man Catches Ebola by Reading Ebola Article

TEXAS - USA - A man has caught the Ebola virus by reading an article on the Ebola virus, officials are reporting.

NHS Prepared For Ebola?

LONDON - England - As the daily Ebola infected arrive in the UK from African destinations, there is nothing to worry about if you think you have been infected with Ebola says the NHS.

Ebola: Why Shutting Down Air Traffic From Africa Not Viable

VIRGINIA - USA - The Population Research Institute has compiled a brief research analysis of the current Ebola outbreak spreading across the globe at this time.

The Ebola President

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - And whence from Africa came the one who invited in all disease, pestilence and war into the former United States of America.

Ebola Tombola Raffle Big Hit in Africa

NGIRU - Sierra Leon - Ebola Tombola has become a big hit across the African continent and is so popular that it's spreading to the rest of the world.

Think Tank: If Governments Actually Cared Would Shut All Borders Immediately

LONDON - England - Open borders mean free reign for disease and viruses to spread across the globe fast, a think tank has revealed in a new paper.

5 Grotesque and Irresponsible African Bushmeat Feasts This Summer

NIGER - Africa - Bushmeat is considered a luxury and delicacy in Africa, so here are some wonderfully grotesque African bushmeat recipes to spice up your barbecue this summer.

Intimate TSA Agents May Get Ebola First

NEWARK - USA - Intimate body searches at airports across the United States could mean that TSA agents contract the deadly Ebola virus first.

Who Needs a Green Card Any More?

ARIZONA - USA - It's open season at the U.S. borders, as people from all over the world are flocking to South and Central American countries, then simply walking through the border to the United States.

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