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Three Strikes and You Go to Jail: Coalition Gets Tough on...

LONDON - England - Murderers who repeatedly kill people will eventually have to go to jail under tough new Government rules.

Benefit Scroungers Revolt When Told Benefits Capped at £26,000

LONDON - England - The Coalition government has caused a near revolt amongst the benefit scroungers after revealing plans to cap state benefits at £26,000 per annum.

Universities Teach Degrees in ‘Unemployment Studies’

NEWCASTLE - England - Universities will be forced to give compulsory courses to all students in unemployment studies says the chief coalition education Tsar, Joe Bless.

Universities to Teach Degrees in ‘Unemployment Studies’

NEWCASTLE - England - Universities will be forced to give compulsory courses to all students in unemployment studies says the chief Labour education Tsar, Timmy Mallet.

British Father, Alfie Patten, Late Bloomer at 13

EASTBOURNE - England - The British media has shocked the nation by revealing the name of 13 year old father of one, Alfie Patten, as one of the oldest first-time fathers recorded in England and Wales.

10 Tips to Surviving in Modern Day Britain Under Labour

The Daily Squib has compiled 10 ways you can survive the slings and arrows of outrageous credit crunch in Gordon Brown's living paradise.

Rottweiler Attacks Down for December

SCUNTHORPE - England - Statistics for the month of December suggest an easing off of Rottweiler attacks on the Chav populations in England and Wales.

New Study Reveals Junk Food Bad for You

SCUNTHORPE - England - According to a new study by an independent research group, junk food is not good for you.

British Youth Culture

London - Social Anthropologist Dr. David Sinclair has carried out an in depth investigation into British Youth Culture and offers his diagnosis.

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