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People Who Follow Religions Blindly Are Happier Say Scientists

KENTUCKY - USA - People who believe in religions without question are infinitely happier and less depressed, a new scientific study has revealed.

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“Our studies have concluded that people who have an unquestioning belief system have thicker brain tissue than other people who have reasoning and logical abilities. The positive part of this is that if you have thicker brain tissue you are happy in ignorance because you believe in your chosen religions and do not really think of anything else, therefore you are happy because you do not think outside of your conditioning belief system. On the other hand, those who have thinner brain tissue utilise logic, reasoning and analysis which inherently leads to depression because you see the actual picture and not some rose tinted fairy tale myth,” Dr. Lucius Condor, chief scientist on the project revealed.

Their brains were then examined to determine the thickness of parts of the cortex, or outer layer.

The study concluded that realising reality can be initially slightly depressing as opposed to those who are happily drunk in ignorance and superstition.

“We certainly do not want those people who are very happily deluded in their religious belief systems to get depressed by realising the truth. It is better for them to be happy in their religious belief systems because millions of people need these religious control systems to control their behaviour,” Dr. Condor added.

The US team studied 4,000 people aged between 18 and 74. They were asked how important religion or spirituality were to them and how often they attended religious services.

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4 COMMENTS

  1. Spirituality should not be mixed up with organised religions. You can be a spiritual person but not believe in the myths and lies of the religions.

  2. The loss of faith in Jesus
    Christ the Savior, and His Father God whom many have denied and
    rejected, or don’t know about is the reason for all of the troubles we see today. He saves us from death, which He
    defeated on the cross for you and I to live joyfully regardless of what
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  3. People who do not follow religion do not have a soul. Thos who follow false gods shall never find salvation. You are godless satan worshippers. There is only one Lord and his is King. Give yourself to Jesus and be saved for eternity or you will cursed in eternal damnation.

    Matthew 25:41

    “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you
    cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels.

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