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Boris: “I Have Something In My Back”

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Ah, the cruelty of politics, one minute you work together, the next you stab hard in the back, the next, you work together and everything is fine..supposedly, and the circle continues once again.

No doubt, Michael Gove was egged on by his commandeering wife before he plunged the knife deep into his old pal, Boris’ back, but when it comes to becoming PM, anything goes.

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Such are the brutal trials and tribulations of power play, that MPs have to have good stabbing hands and sharp knives.

One can imagine Boris Johnson reeling forwards as he utters the words ‘Et tu, Gove?’

Many Britons are now more concerned with the even scarier prospect of Jamie Oliver staying in Britain, as BoJo is out of the picture for PM.

Jeremy Corbyn: I Am Still Leader of the Labour Party

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Former Labour party leader, Jeremy Corbyn, who was sectioned under the Mental Health Act last night, still believes he is the leader of the Labour party.

According to witnesses, Corbyn was removed, still firmly planted on a chair, from the offices of the Labour Head Quarters last night by a team of trained psychiatrists, guards, nurses and police.

Witnesses recall harrowing tales from the terrible incident: “We were to have the twentieth meeting that day to persuade him to go. He (Corbyn) started to dribble uncontrollably, and his eyes went up into the sockets, then the trembling came. Corbyn said he was Lenin. He stood up and gave a rousing speech recalling his time in Saint Petersburg during the revolution. The furious Corbyn/Lenin then started to smash furniture and demanded the ‘Bolsheviks smite the bourgeois capitalist scum  and aristocracy wherever they may lie’. Party members were stunned as the wild eyed Corbyn then stood up on a chair, put on his hat, then started to cluck like a chicken, even flapping his arms and moving his neck like a chicken does when it walks.”

When concerned aides called the emergency services, it took four hours to coax Corbyn to come out of a filing cabinet, and when he finally did, he superglued himself to a large chair. He was removed from Labour HQ by fifteen men whilst on a chair still shouting that he was the Labour leader.

Responders at the scene are now receiving counselling.

Think Tank: Conservative Members Should Have More Say in Leadership Contest

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  • Poll of Bow Group & Conservative Grassroots members and associates show Liam Fox and Andrea Leadsom as the clear favourites among members for the Conservative Party Leadership
  • Conservative Party members have not been able to vote on Party Leadership for 11 years
  • Party membership has halved in that time, with members given fewer powers over decision-making
  • The Bow Group questions the length and process of the schedule of the Conservative Party Leadership election and the final number of candidates to be put before the membership
  • The Bow Group has written to the Chairman of the 1922 Committee to express concern that the true wishes of members will be ignored in favour of an internal ‘Westminster bubble’ deal
  • Candidates’ lack of genuine support among the membership risks damaging their mandate to lead the Party and further degrading the role of members

 The results demonstrated that Andrea Leadsom and Liam Fox held a +16.65% lead ahead of favourites Boris Johnson & Michael Gove, and a +35.05% lead over Theresa May.

The results indicate a stark disconnect between Party members and the Parliamentary Party.

Following a statement earlier this week, the Bow Group has subsequently written to the Chairman of the 1922 Committee, expressing disappointment over how the election has been rushed through and that the limited option for only 2 final candidates represent a lack of internal democratic debate within the Party. This statement can be read below.

Using a sample size of 2,228, participants were asked: ‘Which team or candidate is best placed to uphold conservative values in the Conservative Party Leadership election?’

Results:

  • Andrea Leadsom & Liam Fox : 1,086 (48.74%)
  • Stephen Crabb & Sajid Javid: 120 (5.39%)
  • Boris Johnson & Michael Gove: 715 (32.09%)
  • Theresa May: 305 (13.69%)

Statement to the Chairman of the 1922 Committee:

 

The Bow Group wishes to register our disappointment as to the schedule and form of the Conservative Party Leadership election.

As an organisation which has consistently argued for greater democratic engagement and grassroots involvement within the Conservative Party, we believe that a serious opportunity to address deep-rooted deficiencies has been missed.

Party members have witnessed their traditional roles of Parliamentary candidate selection slowly reduced, while Conference has become a scripted media event without real access for members to set an agenda or policy deliberation.

This has now been exacerbated in the same approach being taken towards the election highest position within the Party: the Leadership.

Whilst we understand there is a view that the nation’s need for new leadership is pressing, we feel that an election should have been scheduled to conclude at the end of Conservative Party conference and that the decision should have been one solely for the membership, with the maximum number of candidates and widest debate possible placed before them.

It has been 11 years since members have been able to have a say on the Party leadership. We believe that the 1922 Committee decision and chosen Party process make it difficult for a candidate, popular with the wider membership but not necessarily as popular in Parliament, to stand a fair chance of being elected.

Ideological preferences are being compressed and ultimately discarded through this narrow process.

During the tenure of David Cameron’s leadership the Conservative Party membership  has halved, with two severe scandals being linked to that decline.

There has been a growing feeling in the grassroots membership of the Party that there is a disconnect between the membership and leadership, and that power is increasingly conducted from the centre rather than the broad membership.

Under the current scheduled process the newly elected leader will lack the mandate of an appropriate and comprehensive election, which is likely to weaken their position before the membership, and the country.

Many members that have been dissatisfied with the direction of the Party in recent years will undoubtedly be watching this election with interest, as will those who have left the Party but would consider returning under the right circumstances.

Recent elections and events have demonstrated quite conclusively that the Conservative Party needs a large and committed membership to win elections and engage effectively with the nation.

We would therefore ask that serious consideration is given to extending the period of the election to include the Conservative Party Conference itself, and that the number of candidates to be placed before the membership is extended to at least four.

We would hope that consideration is also given to significant reform of the Conservative Party to place membership back at its core, and that candidate selection and the election of the Conservative Party Chairman is handed back to the membership.

We hope to work with the Conservative Party towards this end, and beyond the leadership election.

The Bow Group is a leading conservative think tank based in London. Founded in 1951, the Bow Group is the oldest conservative think tank in the UK.

 

This is a Call to All Other European Countries – Save Yourselves Before It’s Too Late

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On June 23, 2016, the British people unanimously voted for democracy, something that has been missing from Europe for a long time.

European countries like Spain, Greece, Italy, Portugal, Denmark, Sweden, Hungary and all the others who can see the door is now open — You must take the tentative step for your national freedom — Soon it will be too late as you will be completely assimilated into the EU collective of federalism.

Brexit is about love for democracy, Europe and Europeans, but not the EU.

This is your last chance to take back control of your nations, your economies, and of your democratic rights as free thinking people.

For freedom of speech, freedom of thought, freedom to make ones own laws, and freedom to run ones own economy, you must all push for democratic revolution to break free from the EU.

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EU Democracy

 

The shackles of undemocratic dictatorial EU authoritarianism can be smashed with one last referendum that will establish freedom and individual economic prosperity for nations in Europe once again. The EU is even considering banning all referenda, so act quickly.

Where you have been stunted by restrictive EU regulations on your economies, on your trading, on your border controls, these will be smashed by democratic choice.

The EU wishes to build a dedicated EU army force for your children to be enlisted in. This is a threat to Russia, who are using the prospect of an EU army to justify military build ups on Europe’s doorstep. The EU is provoking Russia.

For the sake of peace. For the sake of your economies. For the sake of your security. For the sake of your democratic rights and respective governments’ sovereignty.

Vote for democracy.

Leave the EU!

 

 

Confused Indoctrinated UK Youth Brainwashed in EU Soviet Ideology May Need Years of De-Programming Help

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No one ever said during the EU referendum campaign that £350 million was going to go straight to the NHS, yet confused indoctrinated youth spouting slogans made up by the Remain campaign are adamant that that is what was said.

This is because of a process of constant repetition by chief Remain campaign programmers who operate to rally the easily controlled youth; 17 – 25, is the age range which we are seeing with the worst problems as not only are they profoundly naive about the EU, but they have been through the EU-centric education system and have been completely indoctrinated by European Union programmers over the years.

Disinformation

The figure, £350 million/week was part of the £19.1 billion gross figure that is sent to Brussels each year. To try and reason with any of these brainwashed Remain supporters is an impossible task such is the level of their mental conditioning. It was used during the campaign as a way of illustrating the amount of money that leaves these shores each week and not used on our own needs. Yet, the Remain side wished to skew this figure for their own means.

When a 17 year-old Remain protester says their college will lose funding because of Brexit, they do not realise that for every pound their college received, the UK had to send £2.50 in tax to Brussels. The majority of Remain supporters will not research or utilise individual logic, reasoning analysis to come to a decision, they will instead listen to the false information propaganda repeated over and over again until it rings true amongst the limited and stunted, naive followers who follow so blindly and without question.

Collective programming

Of course, there is also the group collective camaraderie variable to consider, where a group of youths will automatically follow others purely to be part of a group. This is called the herd mentality, and it is the job of the Remain campaign heads to herd the supporters and fuel them with further lies, building up the Marxist EU rhetoric and control technique to fever pitch.

In his 1928 book, Propaganda, Bernays writes of Lippmann’s predecessors Wilfred Trotter and Gustave Le Bon:

Trotter and Le Bon concluded that the group mind does not think in the strict sense of the word. In place of thought it has impulses, habits and emotions. In making up its mind, its first impulse is to follow the example of a trusted leader. This is one of the most firmly established principles of mass psychology.”

Education

The sheer level of EU Marxist programming within the educational system is immense, and it may take two or three generations to overcome. From primary to university, the British education system for the last 40 years has been Eurocentrically programming children to follow the EU blindly.

Pop culture

The Remain campaign also utilised pop culture brands as a way of swaying the opinion of the youth. By announcing that celebrities like Benedict Cumberbatch and Keira Knightley are for remaining in the EU, the controllers were playing on the youth’s inability to distinguish the separation of the actor’s persona in films and the individual. The people have been programmed to follow these ‘beautiful people’ and the way it makes their own mediocre lives seem more special accentuates their feeling of self worth therefore garnering their undying support.

By utilising celebrities and film stars, the youth can be controlled quite easily, even though, most actors and actresses know little of the machinations and political process of the EU, they play along because it is in their interests to garner further publicity. If one was to ask Keira Knightley who the president of the EU is, or what the European Commission is made up of, she would not have a clue, as much as the brainwashed Remain follower would.

Soviet Nazi Repetition techniques and mass hypnosis

We must also delve into the process of repetition. This propaganda technique is utilised by many regimes, from the soviet spectrum to the fascist. The remain campaign utilised this in conjunction with Project Fear, to a) scare people b) beat home the message on a scared population. Thankfully, Project Fear backfired as much of the scaremongering was revealed to be untrue. The repetitive feeding of messages however worked well on the majority of the Remain supporters, who are now so brainwashed by pro-EU propaganda, they cannot get out of it.

“The most brilliant propagandist technique will yield no success unless one fundamental principle is borne in mind constantly and with unflagging attention. It must confine itself to a few points and repeat them over and over. Here, as so often in this world, persistence is the first and most important requirement for success.” War Propaganda, in volume 1, chapter 6 of Mein Kampf (1925), by Adolf Hitler

The collective hypnosis on the Remain herd will have to be broken by someone, but it may be a task that is too great even for teams of trained psychoanalysts. How do you de-program people with such intense levels of programming?

The only answer is in time. Hopefully, over time the level of Marxist pro-EU brainwashing will subside. Unfortunately, these people are still being misled by Remain campaign controllers, and unless they stop their irresponsible control techniques on the weak and naive supporters, there will be no change any time soon. The mass hypnosis will continue for awhile. Until — click.

Brexit Will Be Destroyed if Remain Tory Becomes PM

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The Remain camp fall into this category, and not only will they stoop to any indignity to mess with Brexit, but they will cheat, lie and moan constantly about their self-inflicted misfortune.

The EU referendum was cross-party, and this means that political parties have been split. It is true to say now that the Conservative party itself is now a party divided between those who respect democracy and those who do not. The Remain side want to be part of an EU that is undemocratic and will ruin Britain forever, and the Leave side are predominantly against the undemocratic EU.

Within this political mire lies some who are supposedly Brexiteers but are actually a Remainer, and the Remainer who is actually a Brexiteer. To name one of these people, we could easily suppose that the Home Secretary, Theresa May is actually a Brexiteer, as her lacklustre support for the Remain campaign proved. We could also suppose that the belaboured Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn is a Brexiteer at heart, although none of it may matter in a few days any way.

The stalling of the commencement of Brexit proceedings is a direct result of further treachery from David Cameron. Any decent PM would have held on and respected the peoples decision and implemented it, but Cameron, in a fit of rage simply announced his resignation and had a tantrum propelling the UK into further turmoil and costly leadership contests.

Article 50 Must Be Triggered NOW

The man for the job of PM can only be Boris Johnson. Yes, he swings about with his ideology a bit, but at the end of the day, we want someone who respects the Brexit decision, and has a solid foundation in logic, something only an academically sound educated in ancient history politician can do. Jeremy Hunt’s plan to hold another referendum is a serious watering down of Brexit, and should be thwarted with extreme prejudice.

Remainers are essentially traitors. Pure and simple. They cannot be trusted in any circumstance and they know full well that they have betrayed Britain. They know full well what the EU is about and how they were willing to condemn Britain to another undemocratic legislative governing body. This is why we must treat those who were willing to betray this country with great caution in the future, in similar vein to the post-ww2 traitors. The worst thing that could happen now is that the traitors gain the upper hand of the British people. This would be a terrible time for the country.

We must move forward now, at great pace, as this is now a war footing. There has to be an isolation of those who supported Remain. They must be quarantined as their poisonous ideology is a direct threat to Britain’s stability and democracy.

EU Superstate: Frank-Walter Steinmeier Moving to Erase All National Borders and Powers

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The EU is fast tracking an EU Superstate document ruling which will change Europe forever.

The proposals mean individual members of a superstate would have no right to their own army; to a separate criminal code or a separate tax system, and would not have their own currency.

In addition, member states will lose control over their own borders and procedures for admitting and relocating refugees.

If Britain had voted to stay in the EU on June 23, the UK would have probably been forced to do the same no doubt.

The EU superstate document signed last September in Rome by the speakers of the national parliaments in Germany, France, Italy and Luxembourg says that ‘concrete proposals’ to deepen EU integration towards a ‘federal union of states’ will be implemented next month.

This would mean there will be no individual nation states in the EU superstate after the ruling is brought into effect and all member states will be forced into it.

Remain Campaign Want England to Re-Play Match With Iceland

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Speaking from the Remain HQ in Hackney, London, Wally Farquer, was adamant that the match has to be replayed over and over again until England manage a win.

“We’ve had petitions on it with false signatures and all. We demand England wins and if they have to play 200 matches to do it, so be it.”

Calls for another referend… we mean (ahem) match were cheered by the Remain campaigners on all social media sites.

The Iceland team were however not too happy with the calls to replay the match.

“Er..when you have a match, usually that’s it. We can’t replay just because you didn’t get the result you wanted. Here in Iceland, we call that cheating.”

 

Hooray! Jamie Oliver to Leave Britain if Boris Becomes PM

 

 

If there ever was a reason to root for Boris Johnson, this is it. The fat tongued faux-cockney celebrity cook, Jamie Oliver, in an extraordinary rant on social media, has said he will leave Britain if Boris Johnson becomes Prime Minister.

The celebrity chef, who likes to dictate to people on a daily basis about his little cooking schemes and sells overpriced sugar-laden products in supermarkets with his bloated head plastered over everything is a fat-tongue idiot who knows nothing about politics, the EU or how it works.

To have such banal celebrities with no understanding of anything chiming in with their ludicrous warblings of nonsensical asininity is an afront to basic levels of intelligence.

Let us all hope the traitorous likes of Jamie Oliver leave these shores and never come back. He will not be missed by many, and his mediocre Hoxton cookery can go too.

Maybe they like fat-tongued arse holes like Jamie Oliver who spout ignorant imbecility at every turn in the Continent but we don’t. You are a morose detestable festering pustule of detritus Jamie Oliver. Piss off.

Why Globalists Must Not Fear Brexit – New World Order Strengthened

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Despite the fear inducing projections of the likes of Soros, it is a certainty that the EU will continue to function post-Brexit, and Britain will continue to work with the EU and the rest of the global community in peace.

The markets will stabilise as there has been little fundamental change to the status of Britain, and Brussels has reacted relatively calmly to the EU referendum result. Germany’s Chancellor Merkel gave a positive, calm speech on Saturday.

“Quite honestly, it should not take ages, that is true, but I would not fight now for a short time frame,” Merkel told a news conference.

“The negotiations must take place in a businesslike, good climate,” she said. “Britain will remain a close partner, with which we are linked economically.”

Retaining a strong Great Britain within International politics will bolster the alliance between the United States and the European Union as well as their allies in Eastern Asia.

Britain has the fifth largest economy in the world, holds seats in the United Nations security council and is a key member of NATO.

Britain’s contribution to geo-political discourse and proliferation are invaluable to global political peace, especially in this time of unrest in the Middle East.

As well as forging new trading deals with emerging economies across the globe, the UK will prosper once again as it enjoys its place at the head of the financial global centre. There is no doubt that Brexit was a feared outcome from the globalists, however their fear should subside with time as global stability is reassured.

There are many nations like Japan, Canada, Australia who are flourishing outside the European Union with trade deals, and peaceful cooperation with other nations. Britain is one of these nations, and the democratic EU referendum conducted on June 23, 2016 proved that there is a plan to forge its own path in the global community, yet still contribute and cooperate fully within the globalised world. Britain does not think in terms of restricted trade with punishing EU regulations within an inward looking EU, it instead chooses to look globally to a market of 7 billion people.

The global plan is still intact, and will indeed strengthen, as to have a strong Great Britain outside the EU is better than to have a weakened Great Britain within the EU.

 

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