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Globalism Will Not Be Thwarted by Brexit, Trump – it Will Speed Up

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Where the EU was a protectionist racket in trade, Britain through Brexit is a global trading partner open to deals, whereas the EU is restrictive.

The same applies to the business dealings of Trump, who will access trade deals all over the globe, yet bring back some manufacturing to the U.S. which will increase global exports of American products globally.

As for the EU, there is no reason why it cannot survive and thrive without Britain. The U.K. outside the EU should not mean ties will be lost, instead they could be strengthened. The EU should be left alone to pursue its dream of a superstate and EU army.

The New World Order still has a long way to go to achieve its goal of complete union, partly due to the numerous rogue states which need to be reined in.

Unfortunately, to rush things with global war is messy and costly for all sides, but the only positive factor for war is the speeding up of the process of change. To annihilate the old, one must have a clean slate, so that the new can be introduced effectively upon a cleansed landscape.

Henry Kissinger, the head of the Bilderberg group, already has consulted with the president-elect Trump, and no doubt, a few choice words were administered to the incoming president.

Globalism is much like water, and it flows through all obstacles adjusting and covering as much ground as possible.

The Internationalists always win, because they have thousands of homes within one home and many hats to play with.

When Angela Merkel holds an inverted pyramid within her hand, this means that the next move is a populist driven motive, still controlled by the apex of the pyramid. Whichever way you see the pyramid the capstone always controls everything, and the populist movements may not even realise they are being controlled. This is the beauty of Technique.

 

National Security: Trump Considering Shutting Twitter Down After Inauguration

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Twitter has already banned many ‘alt-right’ accounts which were said to be spouting right wing opinions that are an affront to Twitter and classified as ‘hate speech’ or as Orwell would have coined it ‘Thoughtcrime’.

In a bid to resolve the issue of banning the upcoming president from the social network, Trump’s team have fired back.

The War President

“When Trump becomes president, we have to consider the fact that the United States will be on a war footing. We have to consider all areas of national security, and we have seen the lacklustre way Twitter, and other social networks deal with Islamic terrorists. To this end, Twitter could be a national security threat, as well as Facebook. These networks allow the transmission of terroristic propaganda and are not policing their sites by eradicating these messages. We would have to shut them down completely to safeguard our citizens, and preventing the spread of terrorist propaganda and messages,” a Trump security analyst revealed on Friday.

This latest communique comes after Donald Trump announced that James ‘Mad Dog’ Mattis, a former Marines general will be the new secretary of Defence.

Mad Dog’s favourite self attributed quote is: “Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.”

Remainer Lib Dems, Labour, Tories are Pro-EU Marxist Communists

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Capitalising on the weakness of a divided Conservative and Labour party, and led by the continuously exploding EU apparatchik, Tim Farron, the Lib Dems are now exuding an extreme left Marxist ideology which threatens the very security of Britain as a functioning nation.

Communism is a very devious political ideology, and the Lib Dems are entrenched within its protective circle of deceit.

Anyone who bleats the European Union mantra so stolidly is essentially someone who agrees with Marxist Communist ideals, and this goes for members of the Conservative party as well.

In essence, David Cameron was not a Conservative in any way. His political allegiance lay firmly within the Big Society dreams of Karl Marx. His enduring allegiance was not for Britain to stay as a free thinking, sovereign state but to be swallowed up by the EU forever and slowly dismantled by the unelected Marxists who dictate all law from the European Commission.


Former President of the European Commission, Jose Manuel Durao Barroso as a young, passionate Maoist student leader in Portugal, talking about a resolution adopted by the Revolutionary Students Commission on access to universities in Portugal. 1976
 

Jeremy Corbyn, the Labour leader is of course the consummate Marxist, and his plan is to completely remove any democratic forms from Britain, and to completely eviscerate the current system by first dismantling the Monarchy. Britain’s Monarchy are simply tokens of yesteryear however they serve a crucial role within the state and in bringing revenue to the UK. If by some unforeseen reason, Labour were to win the General Election in 2020, there is no doubt that Corbyn’s first actions would be directed against the royal family, eventually removing them completely from their positions and opening up their palaces to the people. This is what Marxists do, and no doubt there is quite a lot of anti-royal sentiment amongst the ranks of the Labour party and voters where this nightmare scenario could easily become reality.

The recent by-election loss of Richmond to the Lib Dems is also a sign that Marxism is rife even within affluent areas, although this win could also be put down to ignorance as well, many voters do not realise what the Lib Dems are, and are also influenced by their anti-Brexit stance.

Pro-EU = Marxist

As mentioned earlier, if you are a europhile, you are essentially a Marxist. The EU’s collectivist strategies mark all the hallmarks of Communism. The authoritarian and totalitarian regime that makes up the EU, is pushing for a superstate, a Soviet construct that strips the sovereign status of nations it swallows up. Much like, the former USSR did with the countries it took over.

All Remainers, either through ignorance or stupidity, are thus aligned to the Communist state of the EU. Just read the words of the former Russian leader Mikhail Gorbachev on what he thought of the EU.

“The most puzzling development in politics during the last decade is the apparent determination of Western European leaders to re-create the Soviet Union in Western Europe.”

Britain as a nation, therefore is in a tight struggle at the moment with those who fight for freedom, democracy and the right to sovereignty and those who wish to curtail freedom, to adopt Marxist Communistic principles, and deny sovereignty to our nation.

These traitors to Britain, are called Remainers, and they wish harm upon Britain. That is where the hammer essentially falls, their wish is to destroy Britain, because if it is swallowed up by the EU Soviet entity, it will be destroyed bit by bit. The totalitarian tiptoe will not cease, and every year will see further destruction of our country.

The EU is unrelenting and will not stop, it owns agents within the UK, it funnels money to these agents, whether in broadcasting, universities, parliament or the courts. Britain’s judicial system has already been severely compromised when recently a group of pro-EU biased judges ruled against the Brexit vote which was won by 52% of Britain’s voters on June 23 2016.

Unless something is done urgently by the government to curtail this insurgency by Marxists and Communists who constitute the treasonous Remain camp, then Britain will be lost forever.

How Romanians Colonised Britain in Less Than Two Years

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With the wonderful news from the ONS that 280,000 EU citizens came to live in Britain within the last quarter, where the majority were from Romania and Bulgaria, there is no surprise that the NHS is now close to certain death.

It’s not only the health service though, schools are overflowing with some primary schools having to teach children in corridors, and 40-50 kids in a class. School places are all but impossible to find, much like getting an appointment from your local GP’s surgery.

The roads are now so overcrowded with EU cars and trucks that having to spend two hours to complete a distance of three miles is an every day occurrence.

No one speaks English in London any more, all you hear are Slavic languages, African and Romanian and every other language except for the local language.

Naturally, EU residents are preferred for jobs because they are cheaper to pay and work longer hours, therefore putting the indigenous workers out of work. Jobs are now very hard to come by, not only for professionals but for trades people, who have been hit hardest by the deluge. Where a plumber from Romania works for £7 an hour, a British plumber would not even get out of bed for less than £60.

The Ministers do not see what is going on because they are chauffeured everywhere and live in a cotton wool world where they are cushioned from such things. They do not seem to care, as the shoddy so-called Brexit never materialises and is possibly the longest on-going joke in the history of jokes. With private health care for them and their families, MPs never have to endure the massive waiting lists or no hospital beds, they never have to endure the agony of waiting in pain for an operation that should have been done eighteen months ago, but is continually put forward because of the deluge of people using the NHS. The daily flights of women from Nigeria landing at Heathrow to be admitted at maternity wards so they can give birth to their triplets and quintuplets for free on the NHS.

nhs corridor patients

Your child is sick, they’ve gone pale and their breathing erratic. You call an ambulance in sheer desperation. None come. Your child dies a painful death in your arms, something that would never have happened before the deluge.

“Big Issue, Big Issue!” the Romanian woman shouts in your ear, her housing costs of £25,000 per annum are of course paid for by the taxpayer, her tax credits she receives are over £35,000, and that’s not including her income of £39,000 per annum selling people copies of the Big Issue. Britain for these people is the softest of touches, and should be milked for every penny.

No wonder they are queuing up at Calais to come over, but it’s also easy for anyone who comes into the Schengen zone from Greece, or Italy to come to the UK. You just have to wait for six months to get your EU membership card, then come to the land of milk and honey to live a life of Riley on benefits in England.

The future is one of morose death for Britain, there is no future for the NHS, because it is now so oversubscribed that it will not last for another two years at the most. This is however, what many MPs want, because they will eventually use this EU deluge to introduce a pricing model. This is what a lot of Conservatives have wanted for a long time, so it will be goodbye NHS and hello a model where all UK citizens will have to pay for their healthcare needs. The ironic part of this, is that it is the socialists who want to stay in the EU, who are actually contributing to the death of the NHS, which was created by socialists in the first place. They are of course too stupid to realise this.

 

Britain’s cities are just nothing more than holding pens for migrants as they cram themselves into hovels by the dozen, exploited by ruthless landlords and lax regulation from the councils, who are told to turn a blind eye for the benefit of cheap workers.

The benefits system, which was designed initially for the most vulnerable of society, is now used as a holiday camp, a ticket to free everything and the biggest lure for EU migrants who do not get as much elsewhere. With less taxpayers putting in to the pot, and more people taking out of the pot, it is simple mathematics, the benefits system will collapse along with the NHS. That will happen very soon, and there will be no lifeline left, socialists are good at using other peoples money, until that runs out. Then they are royally fucked.

Don’t bother learning the Highway Code any more, because according to EU drivers, it does not exist. EU drivers rarely signal, they simply turn when they want to, they are rude aggressive and flout pretty much every road rule there is in the UK. They can park wherever they want to because their vehicle is registered in some shit hole village in Romania, so ticket away wardens, you are completely powerless to do anything. If an EU citizen crashes into you, they usually drive off, so good luck with your insurance claim, because they have no insurance or MOT. But they can get away with it because they’re from the EU.

Britain has now become a stinking depository for the lowest human detritus, people of low skill, EU criminals, gang members, drug dealers who are overcrowding the already overcrowded. Instead of bringing in people of professional skill who would contribute to the economy, now there is a surplus of excrement and burdens to the taxpayer.

Dig up the English countryside, so you can plonk on those garish fucking grey buildings, stacked up by the thousand to house the millions of EU migrants and their millions of children.

There is no way out of the EU totalitarian regime, because the restrictions of leaving the EU are so stringent, there is literally no way out. If you can’t get out of something easily, you are a prisoner, you are tied into a totalitarian authoritarian regime, and the EU claims to be a ‘liberal democracy’ led by unelected eurocrats dictating laws from the EU Commission.

The EU is in fact a Feudal state, where the peasant citizens have little or no say. There will definitely be no Brexit, and if there is, it won’t be a Brexit, it will be made to look like one but nothing will change.

IMPORTANT: If You Voted Brexit Please Contact Your Local MP NOW

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Brexit Means Brexit!

This is why your help is vital now more than ever. Since that day, there have been many continuing plots, and treacherous attempts to block the peoples’ mandate, to thwart Brexit, either through court cases presided over pro-EU judges with heavy biases against Brexit, or attempts by MPs to vote again in parliament bypassing the will of the people.

Some MPs are saying that they are planning to try and stop the Prime Minister from triggering Brexit. Just the other day, Lib Dem leader Tim Farron MP said: “We will vote against article 50 if our red line is not met” (Daily Telegraph, 11th November)

Other MPs however will make up their minds closer to the time and we know how carefully they will keep a close eye on their inbox’s and their constituency postbag. When these start filling up, MP’s will stop and think.

Next week an important court case on Brexit will begin. We need to be ready to speak out. This means contacting your MP to remind them of the referendum result on June 23rd. Not necessarily how they themselves voted; not even how their constituencies voted, but how the nation voted.

We need to remind them that on June 23rd a clear majority of the British people voted to take back control of our borders, laws, money and trade. Now it’s time to just get on with it. Brexit!

EMAIL

YOUR MP NOW

We voted to take back control on June 23rd. We won’t let anyone – however powerful – stop that from happening.

Tony Blair: “UK Could Have Second EU Referendum in 45 Minutes”

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Former prime minister, Tony Blair, has claimed in a new sexed up dossier that Britain could have a second EU referendum in 45 minutes.

“It’s quite easy, I will present more lies to parliament, and not only mislead MPs but also the public. Hang on a second, I’m having a deja vu moment, have I done something like this before?” Mr. Blair said from one of his multi-million pound mansions.

In the new scenario, one wonders who will take the role of Dr. David Kelly? Farage maybe?

Satire Has Been Attacked For Thousands of Years So ‘Fake News’ is Old News

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The American sovietized socialist movement which is spearheading a push on the internet to label any opposing view of its doctrines as ‘fake news’ is not only deeply entrenched in ignorance but has a certain Stalinist flavour to its misconceived Stasi stance in shutting of free speech on the net.

Satire

The profound ignorance about the satirical literary genre is of course laughable, but it is also intrinsically sad, because here are these big so-called media ‘guardians of the internet’ people and they know nothing about satire, history or literature.

They have never heard of Aristophanes or Juvenal, they have no idea about Chris Morris or Monty Python, instead their Americanized limited world view only sees things in black or white, yes or no, real or fake not as “a full dish of various kinds of fruits”.

The Daily Squib was conceived on this very point, because it sought to challenge what is perceived as reality and fiction, and to mix everything into one big pot. Our role is for the viewer to question their reality and not to just accept blindly what they are fed through the mainstream media. If you question, you are one step ahead towards expanding your world view.

To see the countless attacks on the Daily Squib by illiterate Americans is a sign that we are possibly on the right track, our life’s long mission is to WAKE YOU THE FUCK UP. Get up from your zombified Black Friday stupor and check your sources, learn about history and how it affects current affairs today, read a book or read thousands of books. Get some background on the massive amounts of knowledge there is out there, cram it into your brain, so when you read an article title you will immediately realise it is satire, which is a genuine literary art form in its own right, and is not ‘fake news’.

Our site has been punished and nearly erased from the internet numerous times but we fought back, we never capitulated to the communists, and the (American liberal) socialists who wanted to shut down a voice beyond their peculiar Soviet world view. Socialists are meant to be progressives, however they have been found to be the most closed off people. Socialists do not appreciate another point of view, they censor, they cut off advertising revenue, they will do everything in their power to hurt our site. Socialists under the horrible eight years of Obama presidency have turned the internet into a Soviet gulag where only opinions from state sponsored news holds any merit and the rest is labelled as ‘fake news’. They are simply using the Soviet techniques of censorship, to brand any opinion that is not part of their socialist rhetoric as ‘fake’ and to limit free speech and freedom of expression.

The Daily Squib is an equal opportunity hater, we fucking hate socialists, we fucking hate fascists and we fucking hate anyone in the middle. We do not allude to any political doctrine, or religious creed, or race, and are separate to any of these factions or ways of pigeon holing elements of human society/people/political doctrine.

Ignorant illiterates

This is why they are so afraid of us, for it is in this satirical mirror we show the world who they really are and what they are really saying through their cloaked media releases. Satire is the ultimate truth, something the mainstream media and their controlled reporters are very afraid of. Instead you bring out misinformed uneducated American idiots like Dave Van Zandt, and assistant Professor Melissa Zimdars who know nothing about satire, or it seems anything else.

The Squib is not the Horatian but Juvenalian, and that type of satire has been persecuted more than the Horatian which has been tolerated. The Daily Squib will continue abrasively ridiculing societal structures, your hypocritical lie filled lives, your cronyism and grotesque levels of injustice spouted from robotic officials who are inherently evil monsters spouting festering shit into the mire.

Satire has existed for thousands of years and will continue to exist for thousands of more years.

Nevertheless, the Daily Squib writers are available for recruitment by allied intelligence agencies for any Disinformation operations needed to destabilise opposing regimes, governments etc..for a good fee of course..and benefits..

Analyst: Why Turkey Opening Border to Millions Migrants into Europe is a Good Thing

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With all these broken promises, Turkey is fully justified in opening the floodgates into Europe once again, where the Schengen zone is an effective unguarded corridor not only for illegal migrants, but drugs, arms and other contraband.

This mass deluge of human traffic into Europe will be good for the United Kingdom’s Brexit stance, as an estimated 5 – 10 million migrants will push their way from Turkey directly into the European heartland, causing further unrest and problems for the EU, which has already been inundated with millions of migrants from South East Asia, Syria, and Africa.

eu migrants boat

The open border with Greece, all the way up to the Black Sea will once again be open to traffic, and as more millions come, news will spread and even more migrants will make the journey.

Turkey’s stance should be applauded in the destruction of the EU, as there will be limited capacity or enthusiasm for even more migrants.

The numbers of migrants could easily increase to 20 million or 50 million migrants within a year or so, depending on the efforts of the Turks and their open door policy, as well as the forced reception within EU countries residing in the Balkans and Eastern Europe.

eu migrant

Most migrants will naturally gravitate towards the leading EU nations of Germany and France, however there could be an increased bottleneck scenario occurring around Calais as some try to reach the UK.

The Turks must be fully commended in their push for the destruction of the EU, and the increase in sentiment for Brexit, however it is the Schengen zone created by unelected eurocrats which will be their own undoing..a beautiful and just end to the masochistic EU, who engineered their own destruction through their own socialist utopian dreams.

How Trump Used Alt-Right Pawns to Gain Power Before Disavowing

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Trump quite cleverly used the alt-right chump votes to gain power, but now that he is on the cusp of becoming president, Trump is dumping his voters for a more diplomatic stance in rhetoric.

So, why did you do it? Quite simply, the alt-right, is a white supremacist fascist movement, and even though Trump may still hold fascistic viewpoints, his advisers have probably told him that he needs to tone down his nasty words a little.

Chumps

The alt-right vote was a surefire winner for Trump, purely because the followers would be guaranteed to vote for Trump, they are fanatical in their cause, and were fooled very easily into voting for Trump.

As much as Trump courted the Ku Klux Klan, and other white supremacist Christian groups during his campaign he knew one thing that Hillary did not, and that is these are the silent ostracised groups within America who are guaranteed to vote for something other than an all inclusive democrat.

There are many now within the alt-right fascist movement who feel angered about being used by Trump, but that’s chumps for you, Trump was the player business man who used these easily acquiesced pawns, then dumped the dumb suckers.

Now that he got their vote, he is quietly disavowing them, and moving towards a more temperate pasture of vocal rhetoric.

Experts: ISIS is Root of True Islam and Cannot be Defeated by Guns Alone

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The Sunni Muslims were the first, then came the Shiites who bastardised the Islamic religion to their own dastardly vision.

ISIS is the root of the current war raging in the Middle East between Sunnis and Shiites, and as much as the Shia faction is supported by Russia and Iran, the Sunni original interpretation of Islam is the dominant one.

You can destroy buildings, bomb people, but you can’t destroy an ideology, an idea or a belief with military weaponry. You would simply be shooting into thin air.

This is the fundamental mistake of any military campaign to ‘destroy’ ISIS, and any military action would ultimately fail, as the numbers of followers are too great. You can wipe out a thousand people, when two thousand will take their place, and so on.

Regarding the actions of ISIS, these are seen by the West as atrocities, however, they have very cleverly masked their own atrocities committed in the name of Christianity in the past, which would far surpass any ISIS demonstration of violence.

Let us also consider the fact that any ISIS member views what is permissible in the West as ultimately satanic, they live pious puritanical religious lives, but the satanic Westerner does not, instead he indulges in adultery, homosexuality, alcohol, drugs, pornography, gambling, debt and many other vices. To most Muslims these are seen as Haram, forbidden, and every facet of Western culture holds a permissive attitude to these vices. Therefore, to look through the eyes of these Muslims, what they are fighting against is a great impurity, a great sin against humanity. In their eyes, beheading or burning alive someone who indulges in these activities is almost a cleansing of the earth. Remember that Islam as a religion is almost 400 years behind Christianity in development as a semi-organised religion and the Christians have already passed through the beheading phase.

This is why they commit these acts of extreme violence, because they are indoctrinated from birth to be pure, and to fight against impurity, which is what the West is defined as in Islam, an impure satanic entity.

One could also argue that a clinical strike from 30,000 feet by a drone removes the nastiness of close up killing, and you would be right in your assumption, however at ground level where the bombed Muslims reside, they see first hand the damage these clinical strikes create. To them, it is all too real, the mangled bodies, charred beyond belief, and remains of those bombed. Yet, the Western operators of these drones simply see a puff of smoke, an explosion, then move clinically onto the next target. Is there an intrinsic difference to a clinical strike or a beheading by a sword? Both acts deal death, only the Islamic act is sensationalised on film, and the clinical strike is hidden behind a cloud of smoke and debris. They are both the same acts intrinsically because they take away life, albeit with different techniques.

Here comes the crux of the problem, and that is how does one defeat ISIS? The only way it can be defeated is for every Sunni Muslim in the world to be slaughtered, and for Saudi Arabia to be completely destroyed. It is a well known fact, that Saudi Arabia and other Gulf states fund ISIS, and to defeat them would be a massive task for the West, seeing as they have armed these countries with trillions of dollars of high end weapons.

Furthermore, we have the silence of Israel. This silence at the atrocities committed against other Muslim factions by ISIS is quite understandable, because Israel does not necessarily see anything wrong with these actions. As far as Israel is concerned there’s some Islamic cleansing going on, and as long as ISIS is not knocking on their door, they should be positively encouraged and supported to carry on killing other Muslims.

Donald Trump the upcoming president of the United States says he will defeat ISIS by joining with Russia in the quest, but they will be proved wrong, as mentioned earlier, you cannot defeat an ideology or belief with guns and missiles. You might as well throw trillions of dollars down a well, because the only way to completely eradicate an ideology and belief system is for complete global cleansing of 90% of the Muslim population. That amounts to approximately 1.5 billion people worldwide. Not only that, once 1.5 billion Sunnis are supposedly eradicated, all copies of the Quran would have to be destroyed as well and completely erased from human consumption, almost amounting to an impossible task in itself.

Within the realms of the battlefield, ISIS is almost amorphous, they blend into the background, and can move easily. There are elements all over the globe now thanks to Obama’s eight year rule of nonchalance, and thanks to the EU’s Schengen zone, a corridor for free movement of arms and drugs, many have infiltrated Europe.

Suffice to say, it is the West’s own policies that have created the vacuum for ISIS to flourish in the Middle East and as much as there are budgetary and time constraints on the West, the Muslims have all the time in the world. They in fact wish upon the West to be entrenched in this war for as long as they bleed it dry economically.

Welcome to the next thousand years, this fight will never end, and maybe that is a good thing for some Western commanders, who depend on the arms trade, and who encourage warfare for defence spending increases.

You cannot bomb an ideology or belief system. If you think so, you have already lost.