“This is an amazing innovation that will revolutionise the CENSORED industry. You do not need to CENSOR a CENSORED now, spill ash all over the place, get CENSORED breath or be told to put it out in public. People can now enjoy our CENSORED anywhere, even in aeroplanes, courthouses, schools, cafes, restaurants, gyms, wherever you want,” Dan Bottnik, brand marketing manager for the CENSORED company told CNN Tuesday.
The main benefits of course will be for the health of CENSORS worldwide where CENSORING up a lung will now be a thing of the past.
The new CENSORED Light drinks will be released to the public with a grand ceremony in Beijing in the New Year.
“We decided that Beijing, China was the best place to introduce our product to the world because people here are such prolific CENSORS. Soon we will have menthol and CENSORED red pack drinks too,” the brand spokesman added.
Hollywood star, Charlie Sheen was said to be so enamoured by the new CENSORED drinks that he said he wants a drip permanently in his arm filtering the drink into his veins. He will also be the face of the new CENSORED drinks in a multi million dollar sponsorship deal.
No more ashtrays, butts or CENSORED breath, this is a product made in heaven for CENSORS all over the world.
8TH MAY 2018 – This harmless satirical article was forcibly censored by Google who threatened us yet again with revenue drops so sincere apologies to our readers who would have got the satirical jocular joke but it seems others do not have a sense of humour or understand the winding nuances of satire. It is a sad world and internet when it comes to this.
CENSORS ASSOCIATION is an international non-profit organisation in support of human rights and, in particular, but not limited to, in defence of those who expect from life the freedom to CENSOR, drink, eat and to enjoy personal lifestyle choices without restrictions or interferences