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Tulisa to Perform For Court Judge on Cocaine Case

ESSEX - England - Ex X-Factor judge Tulisa Contostavrosopoulos is to perform one of her usual tricks on a judge for her new court case so she can get off a drugs rap, she has told the Sun newspaper.

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“She’s used to performing for judges so she can get roles on TV, so she’s going to visit the judge’s house before her court case. This is quite a well rehearsed routine for Tulisa and she is guaranteed to get what she wants,” a Music Biz insider revealed today.

The talented starlet is used to getting her own way and will go to the judge’s house armed with her own x-factor knee pads which have ensured her meteoric rise in the music industry.

“It’s a tried and tested method she has used for years, and she is no stranger to the white stuff,” her agent and drug dealer boyfriend, Biggie Blackcox, told the Sun.

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    1. Dun b nockin Tulisa she da bestest n-dub evah. Bet u cant do wot she does? N-Dubz 4 EVAHHH@

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