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Lady GaGa's New Look Includes Leg Amputation

LOS ANGELES - USA - The bizarre American pop starlet, Lady GaGa, astounded fans and TV audiences Friday when she announced that she has had one of her legs amputated below the knee purely for fashion purposes.

The pop singer endured the operation so that she could look increasingly ‘different’, and it seems she has achieved her objective. Her record company even paid for the operation and her new video will showcase the new image when filming begins in three weeks.

“This is the latest fashion I’m starting and you can see that I’m a world leader when it comes to wacky and weird shit huh. Next month after I recover from the surgery I hope to have the other leg amputated or maybe my arm, hmm…which one should I amputate next?” Lady GaGa said on MTV yesterday whilst hopping around the studio.

“Cosmetic Amputation Surgery”

According to pop music experts, Lady GaGa has pioneered a new trend in pop acts who want to cash in on the amputations.

“Just think how cool it would be if other mediocre pop acts were to amputate parts of their bodies? You could have headless wonders singing along to their latest template RnB nonsense drum tracks or maybe legless f*cktard bimbos being ferried around in wheel chairs or makeshift carts. Personally, I think this new trend is a godsend, and I’d be first in line to chop off that untalented c*nt Robbie Williams’ head or how about that awful vulgar tart, Paris Hilton. I think this GaGa bird is onto something, innit,” Ronald Schweiner, a music journalist for Melody Maker remarked.

Veteran pop act, Madonna has already shown an interest in the new craze and has vowed to have both of her unsightly arms amputated, and in an extra twist, donated to science.

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107 COMMENTS

  1. It's a shame that people that are gifted go and take what God as given to us and take it off like a piece of clothing am sorry. God..and yet they are blessed with so many things??

  2. Seriously guys, this was posted in 2010,
    She's still pretty weird and i agree with knightk22 completely.

  3. She is always saying to be proud of who you are and the way you were born, yet, she continues to try to change herself. She is contradicting her whole mantra.

  4. I had to become stupid to even try and read that crap. I still didnt succeed… God, people need to speak English, not stupid text.

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