You probably know these points anyway but why not read on, you may have missed something in the past?
This list of fun Christmas facts was compiled by the Ancient Historians Institute based in Walthamstow, East London.
Eight Fun Christmas Facts
1. The Christmas tree represents fertility and regeneration, or in other words an erect phallus. From the erect penis comes all life, so please respect that fact and decorate the tree (obelisk) carefully but don’t rub it too much.
2. December 25th is a date which pre-dates Christmas or Christianity. It is the date Romans celebrated Saturn (Satan). The date represents the strengthening of the Sun’s light during the winter months.
3. Red Holly represents the Queen of heaven, or Diana according to pagan witches, and also is symbolic of a woman’s menstrual blood. The Christmas wreath made from holly is the vagina.
4. Christ Mass is a Roman Catholic creation and was only adopted by other Christian sects recently.
5. Jesus Christ is a composite creation of Horus, Tammuz, Krishna, Hesus, Nimrod. There are no known records that Jesus ever existed, which is interesting as the Romans were meticulous about record keeping. Even though European scholars have made reconstructions of Jesus’ life from reading the non-factual bible, there are no actual historical records to back up their stories.
6. The story of the great flood was written 3,000 years before the Bible in the Epic of Gilgamesh, an ancient cuneiform Sumerian text.
7. The Holy Trinity can be found in every religion, and was incorporated for the Christians when the new religion was invented by multiple writers.
8. Santa (Satan) likes material things a lot. He’ll give you gifts and money. He wants you to be addicted to shopping and receiving gifts. You won’t be happy unless you get a large amount of material objects to celebrate materialism and greed.
This is why feminists hate xmas trees. At least the ones who know about the true significance of the patriarchal representation of the erect tree.
Bah Humbug. So what Im still enjoying Xmas. :-)))
Whomeveryou will know that wrote this basphemic text I pray for your soul. You must acccept Christ into your heart or forever be damned in the fires of Hell. Shame on you for doubting the word of God.