David Cameron, Boris Johnson and George Osborne
LONDON – England – Boris Johnson has admitted to the media that he’s not as clever as Prime Minister David Cameron or Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne.
Boris Johnson has been revealed to have a lesser superior intellect than Prime Minister David Cameron or Chancellor George Osborne.
Speaking under a statue of Margaret Thatcher in Whitehall, the London Mayor admitted the terrifying reality to a crew of waiting news reporters.
“I, I may know my Amo, Amas, Amats but when it comes to dealing with the media and outraged oiks I’m rather poor at that. Cammo and Georgie boy know that us Bullingdon boys only say the things we say in private but I’ve gone and said it in public, therefore I’m rather duncey to say the least when it comes to this sort of thing. Bloody media, sniffing all over the place, and when the Lefties hear about this stuff the bastards go ballistic,” the rather sheepish Mayor of London admitted.