Man Blows Brains Out at Britain's Got Talent Show
LIVERPOOL - England - The audience and judges at the Britain's Got Talent show got more than they bargained for on Monday night when a man took out a revolver and shot himself in the head.
"During auditions he said he was going to show the audience what he was thinking. So we thought that he was going to do a bit of mind reading for his act, something along that line," one of the judges, Pierce Moron told the Sun.
After getting up on stage the talented 23-year-old man pulled out an old World War II revolver and blew his brains out all over the judges and audience, causing many to flee in panic.
Judges, Amanda Holden and Pierce Moron got the brunt of the brains, a sliver even finding Ms Holden's pouting cleavage.
"I think out of all of the Britain's Got Talent contestants, this guy was a true winner. It was a spectacular piece of performance art and magnificent in its audacity. This chap certainly got my vote," Darren Corduroy, 45, an audience member on Monday night said.




" This chap certainly got my vote," Darren Corduroy, 45, an audience member on Monday night said."
The only thing wrong with this answer is the man who committed suscide on stge is dead and unfortunately since he committed suscide is in Hell what or who cares about your vote for this now dead man who is now in the grips of eternal pain and suffering from being in Hell! Anyone who would say this has to be the biggest most stupidest moronic idiot on the planet Earth that ever existed from the single cell to man kind himself. This person who gives a vote to a suscide and gone to Hell person for all eternity has to be the most stupid that the world has ever seen since Adam.Moe Howard looks like Albert Einstein compaired to this Darren Corduroy an audience member. Hey Darren he's in Hell and dead from sinning of taking his own life he doesn''t give a rats ass about your vote one way or the other idiot! You should build a barn on your property and live there though first write above the door entering into the barn Jackass lives here he ha he ha he ha!
Idiot!
Except that is not Biblical. David committed murder to Bathsheba's husband, but he was the Lord's annointed and Nathan declared him forgiven by God. (2 Samuel 12:13) It also says, "All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God" (Romans 3:23), which includes you and I. Please read your Bible.
If it was 156 then you'd probably know that his IQ is 56... Just some simple math..
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