Man Blows Brains Out at Britain's Got Talent Show
LIVERPOOL - England - The audience and judges at the Britain's Got Talent show got more than they bargained for on Monday night when a man took out a revolver and shot himself in the head.
"During auditions he said he was going to show the audience what he was thinking. So we thought that he was going to do a bit of mind reading for his act, something along that line," one of the judges, Pierce Moron told the Sun.
After getting up on stage the talented 23-year-old man pulled out an old World War II revolver and blew his brains out all over the judges and audience, causing many to flee in panic.
Judges, Amanda Holden and Pierce Moron got the brunt of the brains, a sliver even finding Ms Holden's pouting cleavage.
"I think out of all of the Britain's Got Talent contestants, this guy was a true winner. It was a spectacular piece of performance art and magnificent in its audacity. This chap certainly got my vote," Darren Corduroy, 45, an audience member on Monday night said.




Now to the US who should learn from thier previous own behavior. The US debt is massive and has large portions ( $5 Trillion) of it owned by China, Russia, OPec, Brazil, Japan, Mexico outside of US hands. Much of the US internal debt is owned by Pensions, Local and federal Govt and the largest element is owned by US Citizens about $14 Trillion. The only way the US can service the debt is through Quantitative Easing, foreign reserves and the selling of its debt.
If any of these countries changes the global exchange rate anchor which is a huge possibility as the US debt is so high it cannot service it anymore and therefore the value of its securities will be reduced. If this happens the US would meet a very similar, if not worse fate to the UK. No currency anchor, no quantitative easing, worthless treasury bonds will mean no ability to pay for imports like crude oil.
About 70% of all the US crude oil is imported mainly from OPEC, South America and Canada.
No crude oil no industry, no military, no power.
As with all "super" powers they come to an end and re-invent themselves as a shadow of their former selves. It will only be a matter of time for the US as much of the worlds industry and wealth is now flowing to Brazil, CEE, China and India and not bothering to use the US and the EU as manufacturing bases anymore. The power is shifting or has already done so.
I have to top my hat to Obama who is the only US president to see the change and act on it before its too late.
I remember once someone asked me if I was "proud to be an American". This was sometime after Bush took office and sometime after 9/11 when some of the excesses of the war on terrorism were starting to take effect. I remember thinking for a minute. Before Bush and 9/11, I wouldn't have had to think about it at all. But even then, I was still proud to be American though not as proud as I used to be.
That was before Abu Ghraib and the financial collapse and the tea party and the do nothing congress, etc. etc. etc.
It wasn't long ago when the US was the leader of the world economically, militarily, and we were probably also acknowledged to be the leader of democracy. The world trusted us - that we had the power, intelligence, and that the American people would democratically do the right thing. America was just the leader - a bit arrogant and ignorant, but generally good people. If there HAD TO BE a world leader, I think we would have had the unanimous vote. It has since then become apparent that America is not nearly as powerful economically, democratically, or morally as we had been previously thought. We still have the military might, but the world no longer trusts us to do the right thing.
As another poster mentioned, the US has now been divided up into the "red states" and "blue states". The redstaters are the uneducated, bible thumping, gun toting, believers in unregulated capitalism and a government that is limited to protecting only those particular values. Whereas the bluestaters have differing beliefs, but are united in their belief that we cannot count on God and unfettered capitalism to solve all problems.
But for those non-Americans out there reading these posts, we're not all like these ignorant redstaters. Us bluestaters are just more quiet for now. The redstaters are just angry because all their policies based on faith in God and capitalism and denial of education and science was falling apart and Obama took over before their policies had a chance to "succeed" (or plunge us into an abyss we could never recover from).
I'm still proud of America's past. I'm on the fence about whether I'm proud of America today.
Your obvious judgment & disdain of "red-staters" is repugnant & only shows your own bigoted, narrow thinking.
Ummm isn't that you complaining about stereotyping being ignorant and then doing exactly the same thing by making a stereotypical comment about the UK? Do you work for Fox news? Sounds like you're a fan of theirs. They are about as good as it gets for contradicting themselves in the same sentence.
Looks like you need to be more careful when it comes to calling others idiots. Oh, and are Americans the only ones who haven't realised that their time has come and gone. Be about the shortest lived empire the world has ever seen. Learn to speak Mandarin, they own you baby..
PS
This event never happened
The end.
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