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Missing Plane: Time to Plan Your Summer Holidays

PENANG - Malaysia - Planning your summer hols this year? Don't forget to pack extra sarnies for when your aeroplane disappears off the face of the earth without a trace.

By Basil Hudunnit

March 13, 2014

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Now is the time to plan your summer holiday flights, but please don’t worry that your plane can disappear off the face of the earth without a trace.

Try to put that thought to the the back of your mind that a 777 airliner can be suddenly swallowed up by an unknown source, and become a missing plane statistic in a few seconds.

“I’ve booked my summer hols in the knowledge that our plane can disappear off the face of the earth without so much as a blip on a radar screen or a piece of debris. I can’t wait to enjoy the beaches, the restaurants and of course the 5 star hotel accommodations when the plane I’m in disappears,” Jedward Mulroons, from Belfast told ITV news.

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