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Obama May Repeal Obamacare if Americans Give Up Guns

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Barack Obama has given Americans a very important choice to make -- Guns or Obamacare.

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President Obama says he wants to make a deal with the American people.

“I will repeal the failed Obamacare laws I created along with the two bit mangy website if you give up your guns. Now that’s a good deal right?” Obama said during a public address Wednesday.

Americans were however torn on the issue and many are questioning the new deal Obama is offering.

“Yeah, but when we throw our guns down, then he can do whatever he wants anyway. I’ve seen how this guy operates. I don’t trust a single word that comes out of his lying mouth,” Ed Hurlehee, 62, a business owner from Wisconsin told local radio stations.

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