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Tora Tora Tora KamiKwasi Kwarteng Suicidal Economic Nosedive U-Turn

BIRMINGHAM - England - KamiKwasi Kwarteng has been seen flying his Zero into the British economy.

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It was one last cocktail party with his City highflier and hedge fund manager bosses before Kamikwasi Kwarteng plopped himself into his Zero.

“There will be no humiliating U-turns with my 45p tax ruling, or will there? Oh shit, once the plane (economy) goes into a nosedive, forget about pulling up! Banzai! Tora Tora Tora!”

Yes, Admiral Truss has demanded a full attack on the economy to sink as many friendly ships as possible.

As KamiKwasi Kwarteng flew into the dawn sun, he had a big grin on his face, this was a one way trip, and certainly not a U-turn, or was it?

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