17.7 C
London
Tuesday, April 23, 2024
secret satire society
HomeWorldAnaCondi: "I'm Back!"

AnaCondi: "I'm Back!"

WASHINGTON DC - USA - The Republicans have an old weapon up their sleeve, an ace card that they've been saving till last -- Condoleezza Rice, the new Vice President, coming soon to a town near you.

When Condi walks into a room, you freeze, she has a power about her that makes your spine seize up and you start stuttering madly trying to get your words out. She is certainly elegant as she slithers in between the furniture, and even though she may seem mild mannered at first, one look from her vertical pupils and you know there is not one inch of compassion in those cold reptilian eyes.

“I seen Condi, you know, kind of shape shift sometimes. She is a similar to Hillary Clinton but more deadly. If you blink, you would miss it, but look into her eyes and you will realise that her soul is very different to that of a human’s. This is no David Icke bullshit or Alex Jones selling products shit, this is real. Condi is not human. You look at the eyes folks, they’re the window of the soul. They can try and disguise their true selves as much as they want but if you can see the real deal, you will know what to look for,” Albert Eisentorfler, a conspiracy researcher told UFO Weekly magazine.

What will the global consequences be if Condi is appointed as the new Vice President of the United States? Who knows-s-s-s-s?

  Daily Squib Book

  DAILY SQUIB BOOK The Perfect Gift or can also be used as a doorstop. Grab a piece of internet political satire history encapsulating 15 years of satirical works. The Daily Squib Anthology REVIEWS: "The author sweats satire from every pore" | "Overall, I was surprised at the wit and inventedness of the Daily Squib Compendium. It's funny, laugh out loud funny" | "Would definitely recommend 10/10" | "This anthology serves up the choicest cuts from a 15-year reign at the top table of Internet lampoonery" | "Every time I pick it up I see something different which is a rarity in any book"
- Advertisment -

NEWS ON THE HOUR

curtis-press
curtis-press
curtis-press
curtis-press

MORE NEWS

THE DAILY SQUIB ANTHOLOGY

The definitive book of Juvenalian satire and uncanny prophesies that somehow came true. This is an anthology encompassing 15 years of Squib satire on the internet compiled and compressed into one tiddly book. Buy the Book Now!

Translate »