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Religious Cult Member Could Be Next President of the United States

UTAH - USA - One day, Americans could wake up with a member from a religious cult as their president, constitutional experts have warned.

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These are very dangerous times for Americans. They’ve got the choice of voting for a spendthrift socialist stroke Marxist or a crazed, out of touch, right wing religious cult member, who has little or no understanding about the real world. Obama and Mitt Romney are a recipe for destruction that even Al Qaeda could not wish for more. America is in vast danger and with those candidates, it is a lose lose situation.

“In the U.S Army we call this situation, a ‘cluster f*ck’ because which ever way you go, there ain’t a good outcome. The people have been dealt some bad cards with these electoral candidates, and my guess is, sooner or later, whichever one wins the election will precipitate internal conflict not seen since 1775,” General Dean Patton told the Washington Times.

Mitt Romney, who is set to be the Republican candidate for the 2012 elections is a prominent member of the Mormon church cult which is a sinister sect of Christianity started by an American man who claimed he was having visions of an angel called Moroni in 1823, when in reality he was probably having a schizophrenic illness induced hallucination.

“Mitt Romney and Moroni. Switch the letters around a little and Moroni becomes Romni. The sounds are there. This is how they get their dangerous satanic cult into the physical world. People would soon be worshipping the Church of Romney and they won’t know who they’re really worshipping. People need to wake up, look around you to see these brainwashed automatons walking around with that glazed look in their eyes. Look at these Mormon churches, they look like alien space ships. These people are forced to give away 15% of all their salary to the church, the women are forced to marry as many men as they can. These poor, poor brainwashed lemmings are more wacko than David Koresh’s Waco church, and that’s saying something. You want to vote for Romney, well go ahead Moroni, make my day,” a Capitol Hill insider told CNN on Tuesday.

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  1. The book of mormon is a hoax. And since the supposed angels name was Moroni, shouldn't the followers be Morons, not Mormons?

  2. I will not vote Mitt Romney because anyone who endorses Mormonism cannot be of sane mind. It is not compatible with sane rational thinking. He lost my vote.

  3. Mormons’ theology is based on New Testament Christianity, not Fourth Century Creeds. For example, the Church of Jesus Christ (LDS) views on Baptism, Lay Ministry, the Trinity, Theosis, Grace vs. Works, the Divinity of Jesus Christ comport more closely with Early Christianity than any other denomination. And Mormons’ teenagers have been judged to “top the charts” in Christian Characteristics by a UNC-Chapel Hill study. Read about it here:
    A recent 2012 Pew Forum poll found that 98 percent of members of the Church of Jesus Christ (LDS) believe in the resurrection of Jesus Christ and 97 percent believe their church is Christian. Mormons have a better understanding of Christianity than any other denomination, according to a 2010 Pew Forum poll:
    11 of the signers of the Declaration of Independence (including several presidents) were non-Trinitarian Christians. Those who now insist on their narrow Trinitarian and salvation only by grace definition of Christianity for candidates for public office are doing our Republic an injustice.

  4. The Orthodox Church is the original Christian church. The Catholics re-wrote the history books (and parts of the Bible, too) to claim otherwise.

    But agreed, Mormons *are not* Christians. They are heretics at best.

  5. I am a Christian from the original Christian faith the Catholic church. Mormons are not Christians. You are misguided dear friend if you think for one second that Mormons are Christians. Please desist from your blasphemous talk.

  6. Here are the characteristics of a cult:
    • Small? The Church of Jesus Christ (LDS) has 14 million members in 132 countries. In America, there are more Mormons than there are Presbyterians or Jews.
    • Excessive devotion? Mormons are devoted to the Savior, but in appropriate measure He would approve of.
    • Unethical techniques? Ask the pie-throwers to name one.
    • Control by isolation? Even if Mormons wanted to, this would be impossible with 14 million members in 28,000 congregations throughout the world.
    • Control by threats? Again, evidence? Mormon missionaries may be exuberant, but do not threaten.
    • Dependency on the group? The Church of Jesus Christ (LDS) is just the opposite. Mormons want members to be self-reliant and independent so they in turn can help others.
    • Powerful group pressure? Only if that’s the way the critics prefer to define love.
    • Strange? Guilty as charged. Mormons plead guilty to all the strange things that were done by Christians in New Testament times that were lost during the great falling away in the aptly named Dark Ages, among them temple worship, baptism by immersion by the father of the family (see 2nd century font in photo above), vicarious baptism for the dead, definition of God, Jesus Christ, and the Holy Spirit as separate but united in purpose, salvation requiring both grace and obedience to commandments, prophets and apostles, unpaid clergy, and continual revelation to guide His Church.

  7. I understand this is a humor site, but this article goes too far over the line. Yes, the video is hilarious. As a temple going Christian (Mormon), when I saw "The God Makers" for the first time I had tears in my eyes, it was just too funny. You are wrong, we pay a 10% tithe, as the Bible asks. And, back when we did practice polygamy, the first wife had to approve of any new wife, and all wives could divorce their husbands if they were unhappy with the arrangements.

    My great grandparents were murdered by people that talked like this. You should really take this article down, as bigots will just use it to push their anti-Christian agenda.

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